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The Moan for Bigfoot
January 16, 2014 6:19 AM   Subscribe

Do you like porn? Do you like monsters? How about some monster porn! NSFW, SLDailyBeast
posted by angrycat (18 comments total) 5 users marked this as a favorite

 
Rule 34
posted by HuronBob at 6:24 AM on January 16


I did not think that's what the "Daily Beast" was supposed to mean.
posted by mhoye at 6:28 AM on January 16 [5 favorites]


I just saw part of a really terrible show about Bigfoot while I was at the gym last night. Weird serendipity. No Sasquatch sex, though.

Also, when we were in high school, a friend's dad used to rent porno tapes from the video store down the block all the time. My friend usually made copies of them before his dad could return them. Mostly it was stuff like "Backside to the Future" and "Malibu Ass Blasters," but one of them was a bizarre period piece werewolf porno, where all the guys wore foofy pirate shirts and werewolf masks and the action took place on a low-rent castle set. It was ... strange.
posted by uncleozzy at 6:33 AM on January 16


Well, you know what they say about guys with large feet.
posted by Strange Interlude at 6:34 AM on January 16


They have to spend more on shoes?
posted by Pope Guilty at 6:38 AM on January 16 [2 favorites]


They're the missing link between humans and apes, and still live in isolated north American forests?
posted by Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish at 6:40 AM on January 16 [1 favorite]


I'm too lazy. Someone find the io9 link about bigfoot sex. No, not this one.
posted by Mezentian at 6:48 AM on January 16 [1 favorite]


Previously.
posted by marguerite at 6:53 AM on January 16


After a while of being in contact with the furry subculture, all I can really do when someone expresses surprise at this kind of thing is just shrug.
posted by hippybear at 6:55 AM on January 16


I don't think I'm surprised at its existence so much as the scale of the thing. Thirty grand in a month is a baffling number of sales.
posted by uncleozzy at 6:57 AM on January 16


Huh.
posted by Kitteh at 7:05 AM on January 16


Hippybear, it's not "What, there's humans in this? Eww..."

Sorry
posted by Zalzidrax at 7:23 AM on January 16 [1 favorite]


Funny, the fondness I still feel for a certain 70s bigfoot sex comic but the idea of this new stuff is off-putting.... I am old.
posted by bonobothegreat at 8:02 AM on January 16


Fox Mulder has been watching this stuff for years.
posted by robocop is bleeding at 9:37 AM on January 16 [1 favorite]


I will admit to having read (and having enjoyed) Beauty & the Bigfoot.
posted by asperity at 2:26 PM on January 16


Yes. Yes. NOOOOOOOOOOO
posted by lumpenprole at 5:17 PM on January 16


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