Someone has too much time on his hands...and it's not Jesus.
*teasing grin*
I suppose that with an eternity in the afterlife, you've gotta find something to do with your time. *laugh* posted by NsJen at 6:21 PM on January 5, 2002
But does Jesus have his Metafilter login yet? posted by fuq at 6:40 PM on January 5, 2002
Maybe Jesus is working through them! Think about it! A psycho pentecostal woman who murdered my brother's pet rat that lived in a cage on our back porch said that Jesus was working through her when she did that! She said that Satan lives in all rats, snakes, and red-haired girls...! posted by Katy Action at 6:42 PM on January 5, 2002
Listening to: the Doobie Brothers. Man, I am Just Alright.
Watching: The Prophecy (again). I just wish Satan looked like Viggo Mortensen in real life, is all I'm sayin'.
Eating: this fudge that Mom made. It isn't very good. posted by diddlegnome at 7:50 PM on January 5, 2002
Back in the day, circa 1996-7, there was a really early online blog run by jesus that I used to read (I can't find an archive of it anywhere) - I still remember one of the entries, it went something like this: "Got arrested last night by an undercover prostitute. damn, I don't remember making those..." posted by panopticon at 10:55 PM on January 5, 2002
If you are a woman with too much time on your hands, you can bathe with Jesus. posted by colt45 at 11:04 PM on January 5, 2002
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I suppose that with an eternity in the afterlife, you've gotta find something to do with your time. *laugh*
posted by NsJen at 6:21 PM on January 5, 2002