What the f*** is my strategy?

January 18, 2014 9:05 AM

Wearable tech. Information security. Or if you need a bit more direction, career objective. Refer to previous posts for guidance on social media and mashups. (All links NSFW language)
posted by Dr-Baa (6 comments total)

Don't all career objective statements have implied obscenities in them which can only be read by job seekers?
posted by GenjiandProust at 9:45 AM on January 18, 2014 [1 favorite]

I think peak for this meme was 2010-2011.
posted by sweetkid at 9:54 AM on January 18, 2014 [1 favorite]

My career objective is to destroy your organization from within.
posted by borges at 10:28 AM on January 18, 2014

I'VE GOT AN IDEA FOR A FUCKING
HEART RATE MONITOR THAT UNDULATES WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF MILK
posted by The Whelk at 10:32 AM on January 18, 2014

Well, "WE CAN DEMO IT AT THE NEXT FUCKING MAKER FAIRE" is fairly apt.
posted by brennen at 11:40 AM on January 18, 2014

SPORTS BRA THAT UNDULATES WHEN YOU BURN 100 CALORIES

Filed under "If P, then Q"
posted by jquinby at 12:57 PM on January 18, 2014