OMG! It's Whitey!
January 27, 2014 8:19 PM   Subscribe

So. How does one even begin to top proposing marriage to your partner on Christmas Eve, you ask? Well, it's not Prosecco™, anyway. Seems that Vas Alli researched his fiancé Jessica's childhood, and gave her a present that (sadly) pretty much ruins it for the rest of us mere mortals.
posted by PareidoliaticBoy (1 comment total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: This is sweet, but I'm afraid it's kind of underwhelming as an FPP. -- LobsterMitten



 
While it certainly is a thoughtful gift, I think that the rest of us mere mortals are going to be fine.

"When I began this venture, Whitey was in two pieces (his head ripped off) and missing an ear, his nose, both eyes, and not to mention half of his stuffing was gone. So, I took him to the Secaucus Doll and Teddy Bear Hospital, and after a week, they were able to restore him to his original glory."

He took a broken doll to a place that repairs broken dolls.
posted by ActingTheGoat at 8:49 PM on January 27, 2014 [1 favorite]


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