"It's a tough job."
January 29, 2014 10:05 PM   Subscribe

"Men have very nasty reactions to finding out the women they are paying to arouse them would 100% never be aroused by them." Stripper FAQ. Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4. [NSFW]

Part 1
  • How often do the strip poles get cleaned?
  • Were strippers mostly friends or bitches to each other? Would you hang outside of work?
  • Were you ever injured or did you see other injuries? What kind of toll does the work take on you physically?
  • How many strippers are actually paying their way through college?
  • Describe the nicest guest you interacted with.
  • What's the best/worst stripper name you've heard?
  • Do you think of men differently now?
  • How intertwined is drug culture with stripping?
  • Is there any sort of requirement you need to become a stripper?
  • What is the most practical problem with stripping as a job?
Part 2
  • How much did you make a night on average?
  • What's with the abuse of grooms at beach parties?
  • What do you think about when you're doing it? Are you feeling sexy or really just thinking about your shopping or...?
  • Do they really keep the clubs cold to make the customers drink more and make the dancers’ boobies perky?
  • How do relationships work? Are guys jealous of your clients?
  • Do you know of any women who lied about being 18, and did they end up getting in trouble? Is that a common occurrence?
  • Have you actually ever grown attached to one of your customers?
  • Are there a lot of queer women working as strippers?
  • Are there any emotional aspects to it? Do you ever get sad? Or is it just a job?
  • To put it bluntly, how much and when should I be tipping?
Part 3
  • Have you, or a co-worker, ever sharted while dancing?
  • I'm not a fan of strip clubs, but have been dragged to them. Is there any good way to signal "I'd rather be left alone"?
  • What do you guys do as a routine when it's that time of the month?
  • Did you have any dance background?
  • What are your honest feelings about having straight women in the club?
  • Have you ever bumped into someone you know while working there?
  • If a girl was wishing to start out, what would you say to her?
  • How do you learn to pole dance? Is it something you need to learn before becoming a stripper?
  • Is there a 'dress code' or do you get to choose what you want to wear?
Part 4
  • How do I become a stripper?
  • How old is "too old" in the stripping industry?
  • What was the most gruelling task a stripper has to complete?
  • Can you say "No" if you find someone repulsive or unlikeable?
  • Do you ever get clients who just talk to strippers because they feel lonely?
  • Why did you decide to do that job?
  • If a girl was wishing to start out, what would you say to her?
  • How do you learn to pole dance? Is it something you need to learn before becoming a stripper?
  • Is there a 'dress code' or do you get to choose what you want to wear?
The original post: "I was a stripper for 10 years at over 100 clubs across the US. I'm going to do a strip club FAQ if there's a real interest in it. Do you have any questions about strippers/strip clubs?"
posted by paleyellowwithorange (0 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: This is a random imgur AMA of unknown provenance? Is there any particular reason this should be a Mefi post, with a sort of LET'S-ALL-FIGHT pull quote? Maybe there's another way to post this if it's something important. -- taz



 

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