February 8, 2014 7:00 PM   Subscribe

Oh cool a promo for the new season of Hannibal.
posted by 2bucksplus at 7:04 PM on February 8

Ya gotta glove these. I'm s'mitten.
Most of them are probably just earlings.
They only look two hands high but that's not applausible explanation for-

Eh, I got nuthin.
posted by hal9k at 7:20 PM on February 8 [9 favorites]

OK. Creeped out now.
posted by SPrintF at 7:36 PM on February 8 [1 favorite]

They're handicap racers.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 7:40 PM on February 8 [1 favorite]

Andy Zaltzman, is that you?
posted by JHarris at 7:42 PM on February 8

weird fiction is leaking
posted by The Whelk at 7:44 PM on February 8

Well, now I'm seeing these in my dreams tonight. Thanks David Lynch and/or Cronenberg.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:16 PM on February 8

Cargo cult anthropomorphism.
posted by planetesimal at 8:40 PM on February 8 [1 favorite]

If we dress them like people, then maybe the horse-people will return?
posted by Ivan Fyodorovich at 8:42 PM on February 8 [2 favorites]

Why do all the horses with hand ears live in cold climates?
posted by vorpal bunny at 9:27 PM on February 8

It makes them look kind of like Bullwinkle J. Moose.
posted by Ursula Hitler at 9:35 PM on February 8 [1 favorite]

If you find these disturbing, then for god's sake, don't look at the recommendations sidebar.
posted by Sys Rq at 9:43 PM on February 8 [2 favorites]

I live for the applause applause applause
posted by Potomac Avenue at 9:55 PM on February 8

It's clearly the next to the last stage of the process of eagles turning you into a horse.
posted by otherchaz at 1:33 AM on February 9

posted by otherchaz at 1:45 AM on February 9

Could this be a setup for a cartoon called "Horse Tools" that everybody will argue about for years?
posted by lagomorphius at 6:52 AM on February 9 [1 favorite]

I think they look like goofy half-formed moose antlers, and are thus funny and adorable. Now I need to find tiny gloves to put on my cat's ears.
posted by Fig at 8:43 AM on February 9

I started to feel sad for the horse in the second link--he seems so embarrassed and people just kept on laughing at him.
posted by Anitanola at 1:34 PM on February 9

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