For Sale:

January 9, 2002 7:53 AM

For Sale: CHILD's PAUL SIMON COSTUME, used only once. Also, GLASS SOFA with three brass cushions. And much more, via Framley Examiner classifieds (link found at FunJunkie)
posted by bmckenzie (7 comments total)

This is hilarious. Where has it been all my life?

"I am naked and ready. Try to kill me. I will only rise again. Call after work hours."
posted by Hildago at 8:15 AM on January 9, 2002

Too good. As funny, if not funnier than TV Go Home.
Thanks bmckenzie.
posted by TiggleTaggleTiger at 8:21 AM on January 9, 2002

Hilarious. The wedding announcements were priceless as well. Thanks!
posted by MrBaliHai at 8:53 AM on January 9, 2002

Great link bmckenzie, thanks!
posted by Sinner at 9:15 AM on January 9, 2002

I laughed until I cried. My coworkers are very concerned.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 10:45 AM on January 9, 2002

"Did you nick my cake? I left it near the park."

Wow, I hope that wasn't the cake I saw out in the rain. He'll never get that recipe again.
posted by eyeballkid at 12:57 PM on January 9, 2002

I laughed out loud. "Found: Dialysis machine and quiet old lady..." bwhahahahah :)
posted by dejah420 at 4:16 PM on January 9, 2002