I've always taken my life-long hatred of every variety of M&M as the foremost evidence of my alien parentage.
And just wait until you hear where this so called 'milk' comes from. Spoiler - cow titties.
My dog watched my husband eating a handful of these last night, and actually barked EACH TIME he lifted one to his mouth. I think it was her attempt at a warning.
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