Mutato

February 26, 2014 9:18 AM

Perhaps you would like many pictures of mutant vegetables, or a look back on how animals have been perceived or a short guide to the museum of supernatural history. If so, Uli Westphal has you covered.
posted by frimble (7 comments total)

Perfect. Posts like these are why I come to Metafilter.
posted by Partario at 11:12 AM on February 26, 2014 [1 favorite]

frimble: Perhaps you would like many pictures of mutant vegetables

No, no I don't think you would. *body horror shudders*
posted by Rock Steady at 11:16 AM on February 26, 2014

I'm not sure what it says about my maturity levels that I thought that a number of those vegetables looked impolite.
posted by quaking fajita at 11:45 AM on February 26, 2014 [2 favorites]

"Well, My Lord, while Baldrick and I were preparing the Turnip Surprise, *we* had a surprise -- we came across a turnip that was exactly the same shape...as a thingy!"
posted by Rock Steady at 12:36 PM on February 26, 2014

No No No. That is not Mutato.
This is Mutato
posted by Trinity-Gehenna at 6:46 PM on February 26, 2014

Ah, humorously shaped vegetables--perhaps a Wahoonie shaped turnip?
posted by BlueHorse at 8:18 PM on February 26, 2014

Gardeners, what is it about eggplants that allows for so many weird and unruly shapes? I suspect the eggplants are also the ones quaking fajita refers to as "impolite."
posted by whatzit at 3:29 AM on February 27, 2014