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March 7, 2014 10:23 AM Subscribe
Spring Fashion Preview, by Hannibal Burres and friends on Funny or Die's new humor "magazine", The Occasional.
If you aren't watching Hannibal on Broad City, you are missing out. Him and the entire cast are phenomenal.
posted by MisantropicPainforest at 10:33 AM on March 7, 2014
posted by MisantropicPainforest at 10:33 AM on March 7, 2014
He's everywhere now, and I couldn't be more pleased.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:38 AM on March 7, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:38 AM on March 7, 2014 [1 favorite]
Ugh, why do the women always have to be hot too? Funny is never enough.
posted by whimsicalnymph at 10:38 AM on March 7, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by whimsicalnymph at 10:38 AM on March 7, 2014 [1 favorite]
100% agree, this seems self-exploitative.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:40 AM on March 7, 2014 [6 favorites]
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:40 AM on March 7, 2014 [6 favorites]
If you aren't watching Hannibal on Broad City, you are missing out. Him and the entire cast are phenomenal.
"You look... crazy...?"
Seriously, Hannibal Buress is the funniest thing on that very, very funny show.
posted by Navelgazer at 10:40 AM on March 7, 2014
"You look... crazy...?"
Seriously, Hannibal Buress is the funniest thing on that very, very funny show.
posted by Navelgazer at 10:40 AM on March 7, 2014
I cant subject a dog to the crazy life of a dentist!
posted by MisantropicPainforest at 10:44 AM on March 7, 2014
posted by MisantropicPainforest at 10:44 AM on March 7, 2014
Hannibal Buress is the funniest thing on that very, very funny show.
Which you could also say about Chozen, Eric Andre, Kroll Show, etc etc etc. He's literally the funniest.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:44 AM on March 7, 2014
Which you could also say about Chozen, Eric Andre, Kroll Show, etc etc etc. He's literally the funniest.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 10:44 AM on March 7, 2014
GARFUNKEL AND OATES look absolutly adorable as sex offenders o.O
posted by Foci for Analysis at 10:55 AM on March 7, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by Foci for Analysis at 10:55 AM on March 7, 2014 [1 favorite]
The Rite Aid bag tank top would be kind of great in actual fabric.
posted by Rock Steady at 11:05 AM on March 7, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by Rock Steady at 11:05 AM on March 7, 2014 [1 favorite]
I have developed a religion centered on HB.
Thanks for the magazine link.
(What is it with Natasha and Rite Aid? This won't be Hot Pockets, NL , don't hang your dreams on Rite Aid.)
posted by Lesser Shrew at 11:05 AM on March 7, 2014
Thanks for the magazine link.
(What is it with Natasha and Rite Aid? This won't be Hot Pockets, NL , don't hang your dreams on Rite Aid.)
posted by Lesser Shrew at 11:05 AM on March 7, 2014
Lesser Shrew: "I have developed a religion centered on HB. "
Hannibalism?
posted by Strange Interlude at 11:09 AM on March 7, 2014 [5 favorites]
Hannibalism?
posted by Strange Interlude at 11:09 AM on March 7, 2014 [5 favorites]
Ugh, why do the women always have to be hot too? Funny is never enough.
I take it you've never seen Natasha Leggero's act...
posted by graphnerd at 11:13 AM on March 7, 2014
I take it you've never seen Natasha Leggero's act...
posted by graphnerd at 11:13 AM on March 7, 2014
Hannibalism?
That could lead to some fandom mixed signals.
posted by kmz at 11:14 AM on March 7, 2014 [1 favorite]
That could lead to some fandom mixed signals.
posted by kmz at 11:14 AM on March 7, 2014 [1 favorite]
or an AMAZING FAN FIC NARRATIVE
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:18 AM on March 7, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:18 AM on March 7, 2014 [2 favorites]
"Did you ever try to kick a pigeon?"
"You and I Mister Buress, perhaps we are more alike than you know."
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:19 AM on March 7, 2014
"You and I Mister Buress, perhaps we are more alike than you know."
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:19 AM on March 7, 2014
I actually kinda of love that shopping bag top.
posted by mochapickle at 11:22 AM on March 7, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by mochapickle at 11:22 AM on March 7, 2014 [2 favorites]
As alluded to in one of the links, this is actually FoD's old humor magazine. It started around a year ago and stopped late last year. Its content is all archived on this website. I have no idea why this piece is dated March 2014, as it was first published a year ago.
Sounds like there are plans to start creating new content again, which is great because this publication was hilarious.
posted by brain_drain at 11:24 AM on March 7, 2014 [1 favorite]
Sounds like there are plans to start creating new content again, which is great because this publication was hilarious.
posted by brain_drain at 11:24 AM on March 7, 2014 [1 favorite]
I can totally see the bag tank becoming a thing
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 11:48 AM on March 7, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by 5_13_23_42_69_666 at 11:48 AM on March 7, 2014 [1 favorite]
A 4-minute compilation video of all of Hannibal Buress's scenes in 30 Rock.
posted by Atom Eyes at 11:57 AM on March 7, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by Atom Eyes at 11:57 AM on March 7, 2014 [1 favorite]
That shopping bag top is available in cloth too - I knew I'd seen it before... http://6dollarshirts.com/t-shirts/Thank-You-Bag-p-11213.html ... and at least it's not as sweaty as plastic.
posted by Zack_Replica at 12:05 PM on March 7, 2014
posted by Zack_Replica at 12:05 PM on March 7, 2014
Sadly my dumpster front-cape made from old shopping bags will never come back in style, no matter how many pedophiles get strangled by them.
posted by blue_beetle at 12:35 PM on March 7, 2014
posted by blue_beetle at 12:35 PM on March 7, 2014
I saw Garfunkel and Oates on Wil Wheaton's Tabletop board game review show. Fun stuff.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:11 PM on March 7, 2014
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 2:11 PM on March 7, 2014
Immaculately coiffed and manicured, this ain't your grandfather's arm hair.
Well, if he sold his hair, it could literally be.
posted by Smedleyman at 2:12 PM on March 7, 2014
Well, if he sold his hair, it could literally be.
posted by Smedleyman at 2:12 PM on March 7, 2014
Beware the bag tank. I invented the bag tank, and retired it in one evening.
Many a Halloween night, I have found myself scraping together a costume from whatever I can find on the way to a Halloween party. One Halloween -- many years ago -- I decided I would go as Fairway, the grocery store. I put on some green clothing and then managed to squeeze a plastic Fairway bag on as a tank top. But it wasn't complete. So, I then took a second Fairway bag (with paper liner) and made a Fairway bag hat. I cut out some eye holes in the side and it felt like a complete ensemble, so I made my way to some parties. As I walked along, I started getting a LOT of odd angry looks. Perhaps these people did not like Fairway's crowded aisles and achilles-heel bruising shopping carts? The chaos of the deli counter? The Upper West Side in general? So, I continued on. And the angry looks continued as well.
Eventually, I passed a storefront and caught my startling reflection in the glass. I had cut the eye holes in the side of the bag, which was completely white. The handles of the bag were sort of sticking up into a pointy cone, and it was nearly impossible to see any Fairway branding from the front. My light-hearted grocery store costume had somehow turned into an awful Klan-like hood. I ripped it off immediately and spent the rest of the night in the bag tank only, which sort of slowly disintegrated into me just dejectedly standing there in a green t-shirt holding an empty grocery bag.
posted by This_Will_Be_Good at 3:07 PM on March 7, 2014 [4 favorites]
Many a Halloween night, I have found myself scraping together a costume from whatever I can find on the way to a Halloween party. One Halloween -- many years ago -- I decided I would go as Fairway, the grocery store. I put on some green clothing and then managed to squeeze a plastic Fairway bag on as a tank top. But it wasn't complete. So, I then took a second Fairway bag (with paper liner) and made a Fairway bag hat. I cut out some eye holes in the side and it felt like a complete ensemble, so I made my way to some parties. As I walked along, I started getting a LOT of odd angry looks. Perhaps these people did not like Fairway's crowded aisles and achilles-heel bruising shopping carts? The chaos of the deli counter? The Upper West Side in general? So, I continued on. And the angry looks continued as well.
Eventually, I passed a storefront and caught my startling reflection in the glass. I had cut the eye holes in the side of the bag, which was completely white. The handles of the bag were sort of sticking up into a pointy cone, and it was nearly impossible to see any Fairway branding from the front. My light-hearted grocery store costume had somehow turned into an awful Klan-like hood. I ripped it off immediately and spent the rest of the night in the bag tank only, which sort of slowly disintegrated into me just dejectedly standing there in a green t-shirt holding an empty grocery bag.
posted by This_Will_Be_Good at 3:07 PM on March 7, 2014 [4 favorites]
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