Gr8 deal on Odorless surprises! 2 baker's dozens @nonstopscrshop
March 13, 2014 11:51 AM Subscribe
Oh, I'm sorry, they're out of Odorless surprise. How about a new-to-you gamin? They never have that at the end of the week, they get it fresh on Monday. What about a Refurbished gintleman? It's been out for two weeks. They were expecting it this morning. Well, there's always more to browse at the Non-Stop Scroll Shop! It's online, unlike Apple Cabin and it's curious mailers (previously; more) [via mefi projects]
This is pretty lame. How am I supposed to buy anything if it's all out of stock?
posted by orme at 11:56 AM on March 13, 2014
posted by orme at 11:56 AM on March 13, 2014
Sorry, guys. I just bought the last fleece-lined werewolf.
posted by Iridic at 12:02 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by Iridic at 12:02 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
Cardiz for $19.25 seems like a really good deal.
posted by lastobelus at 12:06 PM on March 13, 2014
posted by lastobelus at 12:06 PM on March 13, 2014
High Performance Sheeps (45 big ones)? What if I prefer the individual-serving size?
posted by blue_beetle at 12:08 PM on March 13, 2014
posted by blue_beetle at 12:08 PM on March 13, 2014
Sorry about the inventory problems, everyone. Smidgeo's in charge of that. He promised us he was working on a resolution, but got distracted by an urgent catnip bird.
posted by Metroid Baby at 12:08 PM on March 13, 2014 [3 favorites]
posted by Metroid Baby at 12:08 PM on March 13, 2014 [3 favorites]
This is pretty lame. How am I supposed to buy anything if it's all out of stock?
It's not much of a web shop, is it?
Finest in the district!
posted by filthy light thief at 12:10 PM on March 13, 2014 [4 favorites]
It's not much of a web shop, is it?
Finest in the district!
posted by filthy light thief at 12:10 PM on March 13, 2014 [4 favorites]
$28.87 for soft salmonella? Damn, I just paid $36 for it at the grocery store.
posted by Foosnark at 12:21 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by Foosnark at 12:21 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
Mavens, solid state
34 big ones
$527.11
That's a pretty good deal. Some people say the old tube-based mavens sound better, but I just don't think they're worth the hassle.
posted by Kadin2048 at 12:27 PM on March 13, 2014 [2 favorites]
34 big ones
$527.11
That's a pretty good deal. Some people say the old tube-based mavens sound better, but I just don't think they're worth the hassle.
posted by Kadin2048 at 12:27 PM on March 13, 2014 [2 favorites]
Sleeplessness
24 baskets
$235334.04
If only there was a resale market.
posted by idiopath at 12:42 PM on March 13, 2014 [2 favorites]
24 baskets
$235334.04
If only there was a resale market.
posted by idiopath at 12:42 PM on March 13, 2014 [2 favorites]
Salted caramel retortsThat's only $0.05 per retort!
31 gross
$223.23
posted by usonian at 1:00 PM on March 13, 2014 [2 favorites]
That is a good price for Suffragettes.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 1:18 PM on March 13, 2014
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 1:18 PM on March 13, 2014
I can't stop giggling at "indoor tinder" for some reason.
posted by NMcCoy at 1:54 PM on March 13, 2014
posted by NMcCoy at 1:54 PM on March 13, 2014
I know some authority figures who could use some washable bahasa.
posted by divabat at 1:57 PM on March 13, 2014
posted by divabat at 1:57 PM on March 13, 2014
I'm so glad these are available, since the flavor really is better than the cage-bred courtesans.
I do wish that you could just get links without opening a new tab and getting the tweet thingie. I do not need that shit. I just want to right click, copy URL, and then paste it in IRC.
posted by NoraReed at 4:24 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
I do wish that you could just get links without opening a new tab and getting the tweet thingie. I do not need that shit. I just want to right click, copy URL, and then paste it in IRC.
posted by NoraReed at 4:24 PM on March 13, 2014 [1 favorite]
Midwesterners, fully articulated: 44 big ones $1251.38
Heh. Do you get to choose which ones? Can I get, like, a Frank Lloyd Wright, a few Garrison Keillors, a Jane Smiley or two, and like 15 Warren Buffetts? Ohh, and a Dave Chappelle or 3.
posted by lesli212 at 5:03 PM on March 13, 2014
Heh. Do you get to choose which ones? Can I get, like, a Frank Lloyd Wright, a few Garrison Keillors, a Jane Smiley or two, and like 15 Warren Buffetts? Ohh, and a Dave Chappelle or 3.
posted by lesli212 at 5:03 PM on March 13, 2014
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