January 13, 2002
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Which Kevin Smith male or female are you?
posted by Bezuhin (45 comments total)

 
I'm Rene, and my husband is Brodie. A match made in heaven, no?
posted by sammy at 11:33 AM on January 13, 2002


I am Brodie. (deja vu)
posted by wantwit at 11:47 AM on January 13, 2002


Ermmm... who is Kevin Smith? Am I missing something here? FWIW, I'm Silent Bob. Whoever he is.
posted by malross at 11:48 AM on January 13, 2002


Dante. I'm not even supposed to be here today!
posted by jpoulos at 11:56 AM on January 13, 2002


Malross: Kevin Smith is a writer/director with a cult-ish following, and made the films "Clerks" (and its short-lived cartoon series counterpart, which was hilarious and is available on DVD), "Mallrats", "Chasing Amy", "Dogma", and "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back." Silent Bob is the character that Smith himself plays in all of these films (alongside his hetero lifemate, Jay, played by Jason Mewes).

That's a quick summary, which may or may not help...
posted by sammy at 12:05 PM on January 13, 2002


Heh. Silent Bob rocks.
posted by SpecialK at 12:06 PM on January 13, 2002


I got Banky- which is good, I guess, since my girlfriend loves Jason Lee...
posted by dogwelder at 12:10 PM on January 13, 2002


Ooh, I'm supposedly most like Alyssa from Chasing Amy...I'm not sure whether that's good or bad, though. Thanks for the fun little link!
posted by Spinderella56 at 12:12 PM on January 13, 2002


I'm Veronica from Clerks. Eerie, too, since I just made a pretty kick-ass lasagna this weekend! Oo!
posted by kittyb at 1:26 PM on January 13, 2002


These online test things are only interesting because of how they fail. Which they do almost constantly. I'm getting a litle bit tired of them as well but if it keeps you kids amused then I guess that's fine.
posted by davidgentle at 1:38 PM on January 13, 2002


I am so Brodie.
posted by nicwolff at 2:24 PM on January 13, 2002


I'm Dante. This sooooooooooooo true. I should be working by now...
posted by XiBe at 2:45 PM on January 13, 2002


Hey kittyb, try not to suck any dicks on the way out of comments ;-)
posted by bregdan at 2:51 PM on January 13, 2002


I was hoping I'd be Brodie, maybe Banky, but I'm Azrael. Which is still ok with it being a Jason Lee role.

Oh and thanks davidgentle. The epihpany I got after reading your post was truly life-changing. If only I'd read it before I followed the link...
posted by jackiemcghee at 3:35 PM on January 13, 2002


Hmmm, when I take the boy test, I am Brodie. When I take the girl test, I'm Brandi. Mine is not to wonder why...
posted by headspace at 3:43 PM on January 13, 2002


I'm Randal. I'd say that's about right.
posted by Dirjy at 3:52 PM on January 13, 2002


bregdan, lmfao.
posted by David Dark at 4:00 PM on January 13, 2002


I think that these tests are a complete waste of time, and that they really don't tell you anything about yourself, or anyone else. They are childish and oversimplifying. They are also kind of fun, and who says people don't have a right to waste their time or be childish if they want to. As to whether they belong here in metafilter or not, that has been fodder for metatalk on a number of occassions. I'm not certain if a consensus has arisen as to whether they are good or bad, or belong or not. Some people say that they are tired of this meme. I think that it is interesting that people take the time to try to put these together, and the postings here have the potential to tell us more about each other.

For those who think that these things are too lightweight to be material for metafilter, here are a couple of other test that you might find contain more substance: Keirsey Temperament Sorter II, and the VARK Questionnaire.

Oh, yeah...Brodie.
posted by bragadocchio at 4:10 PM on January 13, 2002


Man, I'm Dante. I hate that whiny little bitch. I'm WAY more like Silent Bob, dammit, and I'm gonna keep taking this stupid test until it realizes that I'm not whiny, but wise and silent and pithy and shit. And another thing....
posted by Optamystic at 4:27 PM on January 13, 2002


Yes, Yes, Yes!!! I'm Jay. My hero and role model!! Snootchie Bootchies!!

malross- what're you, a communist? Go directly to viewaskew.com and get your ass educated!
posted by jonmc at 4:33 PM on January 13, 2002


Ermmm... what is viewaskew.com? Am I missing something here? ;-)

Ok, ok, I'm going... :)
posted by malross at 4:43 PM on January 13, 2002


somehow I knew I was going to be jay. i think all the pot related questions did me in...
posted by spunkster at 4:57 PM on January 13, 2002


I got Brandi.
posted by animoller at 5:01 PM on January 13, 2002


I am Banky - which I can cope with I guess...

Ani, you are not Brandy. I suppose maybe a little bit, but I would've picked you as an Alyssa... But what do I know?
posted by sycophant at 5:05 PM on January 13, 2002


Damn. Brodie.
posted by dglynn at 6:24 PM on January 13, 2002


Azreal, no really I am not like that :)
posted by riffola at 6:45 PM on January 13, 2002


Brodie.
Hmm. I guess I should rent Mallrats...
posted by Stuart_R at 6:50 PM on January 13, 2002


Is it true that Jason Lee is a scientologist?
posted by Palafo at 8:03 PM on January 13, 2002


bagadoccio- I took that VARK questionaire you linked to, the results say and I quote-

"You have a mild Read/Write (R) learning preference."

This, combined with my Kevin Smith test results tells me that I am a textually-oriented sex-crazed garbagehead.

Sounds about right. Cool.
posted by jonmc at 9:02 PM on January 13, 2002


I find these tests annoying and I always do them. I don't know what that says about me.

That VARK thing is cool, though. I've never seen anything like that before.
posted by Badmichelle at 9:16 PM on January 13, 2002


Brodie - woohoho. He has to be one of my fave kevin smith characters anyway.

But ... is it me, or are there an awful lot of Brodie's in this forum? :)
posted by mschmidt at 9:34 PM on January 13, 2002


But ... is it me, or are there an awful lot of Brodie's in this forum? :)

Naah...MeFi's a Brody type of joint. It's us Jay's who are underrepresented!

MORE JAYS! I DEMAND MORE JAYS!
posted by jonmc at 9:44 PM on January 13, 2002


jonmc... I got a multimodal result from the VARK, and an idealist/healer temperment from Keirsey. I have no idea at all how that fits with a Brodie result from this test though. As for more Jays on metafilter, I think a lot of them are busy hanging out in front of the video store.

Badmichelle... I found the VARK test after I took a series of tests for a job interview, and tried to find out more about those tests online. There are a lot of other personality tests out there that deal with subjects other than just popular culture. The VARK test was the one that seemed the most useful though.
posted by bragadocchio at 9:59 PM on January 13, 2002


I'm God!
" You know all and see all, but that doesn't prevent you from having a child-like innocence and a playful sense of humor. You obviously think very highly of yourself, but that's okay, everyone does. Told ya God was a woman!! "
posted by sadie01221975 at 12:37 AM on January 14, 2002


I'm Jay, which troubles me as I am tring to be less of a Jay these days.
posted by Frasermoo at 12:40 AM on January 14, 2002


Boo Boo Kitty F*ck, Frasermoo. Snootch to the nootch!
posted by headspace at 1:51 AM on January 14, 2002


I am God.

feelingomnipotent
posted by feelinglistless at 3:49 AM on January 14, 2002


i scored God as well.

not bad, first thing on a monday. i haven't even had my coffee yet.
posted by brigita at 5:26 AM on January 14, 2002


Wow. Am I the only Holden in the house?
posted by brand-gnu at 6:36 AM on January 14, 2002


I'm Banky... "You think just cause a guy reads comics he can't start some sh*t?"
posted by Hugh2d2 at 7:23 AM on January 14, 2002


I was Jay

which is strange, cause I don't do drugs.
posted by bregdan at 8:27 AM on January 14, 2002


Hey, I ended up being Alyssa...where's my Holden??
posted by Spinderella56 at 9:25 AM on January 14, 2002


Jay is in a bit of trouble right now.

If I were Jay (not that I am) I wouldn't be for admitting it too loudly.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 11:45 AM on January 14, 2002


Jay is in a bit of trouble right now.

This just in-Jason Mewes uses drugs. In other news, water is still wet.
posted by jonmc at 5:20 PM on January 14, 2002


Silent Bob
posted by Nauip at 2:15 PM on January 15, 2002


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