A Wisconsin man got a job with the Minnesota highway department painting lines down the center of the highway. The supervisor told him he was expected to paint two miles of highway a day, and the man started work the next day.
The first day the man painted four miles.
The supervisor thought, "Great."
The next day the man only painted two miles but the supervisor thought, "Well, it's good enough."
But the third day the man only painted one mile and the Boss went out to talk to him. He said, "Is there a problem? An injury? Some reason you keep painting less and less highway?"
"Well, I keep getting farther and farther from the bucket."
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