I had a dream last night that a grilled cheese sandwich was eating me. What do you think that means?
"please tell me you didnt back that butt up onto my glasses because now i cant find them"
"Let me avoid the usual Hi's and make it a little more interesting.. Let's say tomorrow we have a Jurassic apocalypse dinosaurs come back somehow and start trolling the cities, accidentally damaging a lot of property and even killing people .You were put in charge of saving the world ...you call for an all important meeting as you have only 48 hours to save the world .... ..so my question to you is ..I find you really cute and would like to know if i can take youu out for coffee :) .."
"This one time I rode a laser eye t-Rex into battle with chainsaw arms against an army of 10,000 pigs riding bears in golf carts. There was much bacon to be had out of bears skulls."
"So do u have a name?"
Hi. I read your profile and noticed quite a few things I liked about it. I don't mind if someone drinks, but I don't at all either and some people look at us weird in that aspect. I go to bars with friends every now and then but always water. I also noticed you didn't want kids either. You would surprised how hard it is to find people who don't want them either. I am sure our reasons are similar.
Anyway, I am not in a rush for anything serious but I am on this site to try to meet someone. You seem nice and established. In addition, it looks like you have experienced a lot. Which states haven't you been to yet? I appreciate you taking the time to read this.
Hi. I sent a message to you about a week ago and was wondering if you received it? You might have had a lot of messages so it probably was lost in the shuffle. Just let me know. Thank you.
If you don't want to talk to somebody, just say so. I sent two messages to you with the last one asking if you received. I only am sending this because in my activity feed, it said you were active and answering questions.
I read your profile, sent a nice message and was respectful. A bunch of other guys on here send one-liners and pictures of their dicks. Those ones don't deserve a response. I have never done either and have always been kind in messages. I don't care if you aren't interested because you think I am ugly or that you are shallow and not interested because I watch different TV shows, for example. Just take the extra 30 seconds to reply back.
I am sick and tired of this crap. I am not expecting my soulmate by any means but the fact that I can't even have a consistent conversation with anyone on here pathetic. So many women bitch about guys treating them like shit. Here I am actually trying to meet someone. I just remember back in September when I was at a show and I was coming back from the bathroom when a woman was yelling at her boyfriend, "I am not going out with you when you're drinking again". I almost wanted to go up to her and say she could do better.
Anyway, you probably won't respond to this either and that's fine. I am just saying, it's rude and annoying when someone takes the time to send you something genuine just to have you ignore it. I'm better than this.
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