January 15, 2002

4:50 AM

The sky is falling, the sky is falling! -- never mind, it's just cremated human remains.
posted by nathan_teske (6 comments total)

"Ashes to ashes, funk to funky
We know Major Tom's a junkie
Strung out in heaven's high
Hitting an all-time low"

There's a joke in there somewhere.
posted by jpoulos at 6:39 AM on January 15, 2002

I thought I was being real canny
Didn't mean to knock you on your fanny
The plane took a dip
And I lost my grip
Can I have back my bag full of Granny?
posted by ColdChef at 7:05 AM on January 15, 2002

Well, they're right about one thing: ashes is a euphemism. My father was cremated--what we scattered was gravel.
posted by y2karl at 7:35 AM on January 15, 2002

"may have been dropped from plane "
ya think?
posted by MrMoonPie at 8:05 AM on January 15, 2002

Or the terrorists have already won.
posted by nathan_teske at 8:24 AM on January 15, 2002

Hmmm. I would have thought this thread might have attracted more attention.
posted by ColdChef at 11:29 AM on January 15, 2002