I hope that no one at the nursing home gets us confused
April 19, 2014 7:11 AM Subscribe
What are you doing for a living? Because your mother says you’re "kind of like a model," and she wouldn’t say "kind of" if you were, and, no offense honey, but you’re a bit short.
You know like Bettie Page, right? I do stuff like that except, because everybody runs around in skimpy clothing now, I do the modern version, where I have sex with people on video.
Oh, you’re a nudie girl in the moving pictures!
Yes!... I’ve got to tell you another thing.... I’m using your name.
Coming out as a porn performer
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