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Post number 13859

headspace — Tue, 15 Jan 2002 08:55:17 -0800

The worst jobs in America? Wiping butts in nursing homes, shovelling horse manure, pathologists' assistants... but do they compare to customer service? Did any of them look at the rigors of collecting bull semen?

By: Dirjy

Dirjy — Tue, 15 Jan 2002 09:25:57 -0800

#2: Crack whore #1: Crack whore's assistant

By: tpl1212

tpl1212 — Tue, 15 Jan 2002 09:32:49 -0800

I was looking through the Boston Globe's "Big Help" section this past Sunday (just for giggles) and noticed an ad looking for "Eldercare Nurses." The line that got me to send in my resume was "Experience with dementia a plus."

By: tpl1212

tpl1212 — Tue, 15 Jan 2002 09:39:00 -0800

Replying to myself...it looks as though dementia experience isn't exactly a rare requirement...

By: quercus

quercus — Tue, 15 Jan 2002 11:29:40 -0800

Certain porn sets require the cleaning of various props between takes: the official job title is "dildo wrangler."...got me through grad school.

By: gnutron

gnutron — Tue, 15 Jan 2002 11:55:43 -0800

one word -- 'electroejaculation'

By: tinaguppie

tinaguppie — Tue, 15 Jan 2002 12:17:50 -0800

i worked as a housekeeper at a resort in Breckenridge Colorado one winter. if you take a pack of low altitude yuppie guys & put them at 9,600 feet without their wives & feed them fondue & lots of jagermeister they will throw up on the floor & sometimes crap their beds. it's a fact!

By: Ty Webb

Ty Webb — Tue, 15 Jan 2002 12:18:05 -0800

Whaddaya call the guy who has to shove the ejaculator mechanism up the cow's vagina? yeah, that.

By: Mack Doggy

Mack Doggy — Tue, 15 Jan 2002 12:45:11 -0800

I clipped this ad and put it on my bulletin board to remind me that there was always a worse job. Cleaning Person Position open of responsible, conscientious, substance-free person. Great pay, AM hours, health benefits. Drop off resume anytime or pick up application BLOW BUDDIES 933 Harrison St., S.F. You could be the janitor at a gay mens' bathhouse.

By: Down10

Down10 — Tue, 15 Jan 2002 15:02:45 -0800

Hey, where'd you find that ad, Mack Doggy? I need a job here in SF. It's barren out here!

By: Mack Doggy

Mack Doggy — Tue, 15 Jan 2002 16:09:38 -0800

It was in the B.A.R. (Bay Area Reporter) It was listed last year, but I imagine they have a bit of turnover in the position, so there's always hope.

By: schlaager

schlaager — Wed, 16 Jan 2002 09:57:42 -0800

You could always be an airline security worker...