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April 30, 2014 6:12 AM   Subscribe

Dumbledore is a time-traveling Ron Weasley. Duh.
posted by DoctorFedora (3 comments total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: I know I'm being a spoilsport here but we've got a Mallory Ortberg post just a couple doors down; maybe someone could do a roundup of sorts at some point? -- goodnewsfortheinsane



 
They need to address the issue of sexuality and what turned Ron gay.
posted by cjorgensen at 6:21 AM on April 30, 2014


For the last time: time travel reverses your sexual orientation. This is why there are so many pure bisexuals on Torchwood. And I hear your follow-up question, you mewling hordes who demand to be spoon-fed the truth: “What about Hermione? She used the Time-Turner to take extra classes; did that turn her gay, too?” Yes. Hermione was super-mega gay every afternoon for exactly two hours, but she was too busy taking notes to ever do anything about it. Hermione has a very strict schedule. She plans on becoming a late-in-life lesbian at the age of exactly 53, and not a minute sooner.
Answered already.
posted by jeather at 6:25 AM on April 30, 2014 [1 favorite]


Time travel switches your sexuality that's why there are so many true bisexuals on Torchwood this is so obvious people
posted by The Whelk at 6:25 AM on April 30, 2014


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