ASCII Webcam
May 8, 2014 1:04 PM   Subscribe

Live video of yourself as an ASCII cartoon. (Requires webcam)

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^^ Picture of my face upon discovering ASCIIcam.
posted by the latin mouse (43 comments total) 23 users marked this as a favorite
 
Ha, cool.
posted by jacquilynne at 1:10 PM on May 8, 2014


Finally! We can post pictures on MetaFilter!
posted by bicyclefish at 1:18 PM on May 8, 2014 [4 favorites]


"Does What It Says On The Tin" All Time Grand Champion Award Winner.
posted by Joey Michaels at 1:21 PM on May 8, 2014


This revolutionary new technology is also available on Android (no clue if there's an iOS version, I don't swing that way). (no affiliation)
posted by fragmede at 1:22 PM on May 8, 2014


Oh Man, I foresee a new category of porn.
posted by marienbad at 1:24 PM on May 8, 2014


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Self portrait thread?
posted by yoink at 1:26 PM on May 8, 2014


I've got C teeth! Help!
posted by grumpybear69 at 1:26 PM on May 8, 2014


Joke involving the number eight, a string of equal signs, and a capital 'D' in 3...2...1...
posted by Greg_Ace at 1:26 PM on May 8, 2014 [1 favorite]


Oh Man, I foresee a new category of porn.

Nope, that exists already.
posted by Theiform at 1:28 PM on May 8, 2014 [1 favorite]


Oh Man, I foresee a new category of porn.
posted by marienbad at 4:24 PM on May 8



http://www.ljudmila.org/~vuk/ascii/deep.htm

Deep ASCII- Deep Throat in ASCII form


http://asciipr0n.com/
asciipr0n- it's ascii pr0n
posted by Perfectibilist at 1:29 PM on May 8, 2014


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posted by leotrotsky at 1:29 PM on May 8, 2014


Dear Matt:

This is what happens when you take away the image tag.

XO,
Bellman.
posted by The Bellman at 1:30 PM on May 8, 2014 [6 favorites]


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posted by mathowie at 1:45 PM on May 8, 2014


This is as close as you're going to get to the image tag, y'all.
posted by mathowie at 1:45 PM on May 8, 2014 [9 favorites]


There are memes in Matt's shadows.
posted by yoink at 1:48 PM on May 8, 2014 [2 favorites]


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posted by 256 at 1:54 PM on May 8, 2014


Note that the ASCII Webcam is from grumdrig, who also brought you the pioneering RPG Progress Quest.
posted by Nelson at 1:56 PM on May 8, 2014 [1 favorite]


[Urk.]
posted by Drexen at 1:56 PM on May 8, 2014


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[Well that didn't work! It's not behaving as, uh.. monospaced?]
posted by Drexen at 1:59 PM on May 8, 2014


[Well that didn't work! It's not behaving as, uh.. monospaced?]

I wrapped the whole thing with [pre][/pre] tags, and that worked (obviously not with square brackets, though).
posted by yoink at 2:02 PM on May 8, 2014 [1 favorite]


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posted by Drexen at 2:04 PM on May 8, 2014 [5 favorites]


Have you ever really looked at your hand...on ASCII?
posted by yoink at 2:07 PM on May 8, 2014 [7 favorites]


Welp, I guess the upside of having a disproportionately large forehead is that my face is recognizable even in ASCII format
posted by dontjumplarry at 2:17 PM on May 8, 2014


Hm,... seems like good fun but my employer's security suite blocked it as compromised.

I ran the URL through VirusTotal.com and it had 1 hit out of 51 scans:
ParetoLogic flags it as a malware site. But again, 50 other scanners found nothing.

Use with care I guess?
posted by Hairy Lobster at 2:30 PM on May 8, 2014


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posted by louche mustachio at 3:06 PM on May 8, 2014


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A rare peek inside the SOOPER SEKRIT workspace.
posted by ChrisR at 3:57 PM on May 8, 2014


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posted by straight at 3:57 PM on May 8, 2014 [3 favorites]


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posted by ob1quixote at 5:13 PM on May 8, 2014


Oh that did not paste well. Nevermind.
posted by late afternoon dreaming hotel at 5:21 PM on May 8, 2014


                                MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM                         
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There we go. "Mmmm..."
posted by late afternoon dreaming hotel at 5:29 PM on May 8, 2014 [1 favorite]


Re: Image Tag
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posted by ChurchHatesTucker at 5:35 PM on May 8, 2014


Darn it I wanted to flip the bird to the mods
posted by wheelieman at 6:39 PM on May 8, 2014



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posted by Room 641-A at 8:27 PM on May 8, 2014 [2 favorites]


Kitteh!
posted by the latin mouse at 12:08 AM on May 9, 2014


I don't want my face to be inverted.
posted by pony707 at 5:16 AM on May 9, 2014


Wow, this made me think of something that hasn't crossed my mind in years! When I was in 5th grade one of our teachers rigged something up with the classroom computer and a videocamera, I think (we're talking like '89 here, webcams were most definitely not a thing) to create ascii portraits just like these. All of the 5th grade classes in the school put together a yearbook with them, which I think I now need to go look for. I think this calls for a 'then and now'.
posted by polymath at 3:43 PM on May 9, 2014 [1 favorite]


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