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This Is What Happens When An All-Female Band Tries To Sing While Orgasming (NSFW)

"All-female Dutch electronic dance music trio ADAM debuted a new music video on May 7 for their track “Go to Go.” Their minimalistic music is known for its momentous climaxes, and to reflect the gradual build-up intrinsic to their sound, the bandmates decided to film themselves similarly working their way up to the "big O" using vibrators (which aren’t shown on camera)." *
posted by jammy (78 comments total) 27 users marked this as a favorite

 
They're not even faking it very convincingly.
posted by ryanshepard at 2:19 PM on May 11 [1 favorite]


"I'll have what she's having."

I don't know, it just seemed appropriate.
posted by HuronBob at 2:25 PM on May 11 [2 favorites]


Quite a way to audition for next year's Eurovision...
posted by oneswellfoop at 2:29 PM on May 11 [5 favorites]


maybe that's what happened here
posted by thelonius at 2:30 PM on May 11


Plot twist: they are actually pooping.
posted by b1tr0t at 2:36 PM on May 11 [32 favorites]


aw, i thought it was adorable.

i assume they got the idea from this.
posted by nadawi at 2:42 PM on May 11 [4 favorites]


Led Sybian?
posted by Thorzdad at 2:47 PM on May 11 [5 favorites]


Yoko Ono did this a long time ago and sounded like she was having a better time of it.
posted by octothorpe at 2:51 PM on May 11 [5 favorites]


electronic dance music trio

Electronic instruments are being used here, yes.
posted by naju at 2:57 PM on May 11 [2 favorites]


Or electric, in any case. Don't want to get into an analog vs. digital debate.
posted by naju at 3:03 PM on May 11


This would be way hotter if the music wasn't fucking terrible (and probably terrible for fucking, too.)
posted by Saxon Kane at 3:04 PM on May 11


Metafilter: fucking terrible (and probably terrible for fucking, too.)
posted by lenny70 at 3:15 PM on May 11 [8 favorites]


Metafilter: fucking terrible (and probably terrible for fucking, too.)

I have it on good authority that at least a few folks have gotten laid because of Metafilter.
posted by ryanshepard at 3:17 PM on May 11 [1 favorite]


I have it on good authority that at least a few folks have gotten laid because of Metafilter.

This one time, at band camp MetaFilter, ...
posted by ZenMasterThis at 3:25 PM on May 11 [8 favorites]


has anybody ever gotten laid because of google+?
posted by bruce at 3:31 PM on May 11 [5 favorites]


For the curious - the NSFW tag is probably more for content; there isn't any nudity, and everyone is only in a head-and-shoulders shot. (And the o-faces are actually kinda tame, in my opinion, but that's just me.)
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 3:33 PM on May 11 [3 favorites]


I'm pretty sure the NSFW tag is for being unable to hit a single fucking note.
posted by phaedon at 3:37 PM on May 11 [15 favorites]


Yeah, I think the Hysterical Literature was a far superior execution of this concept.
posted by Justinian at 3:47 PM on May 11 [3 favorites]


And wow, I missed that Hysterical Literature FPP, that's kinda making me wish my roommate we'ren't home or my object d'schmoop lived closer by.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 3:49 PM on May 11 [3 favorites]


If this were an all-male band, they would forget they were supposed to be singing for about three seconds, then not want to sing at all directly after.
posted by xingcat at 3:52 PM on May 11 [17 favorites]


If this were an all-male band, they would forget they were supposed to be singing for about three seconds, then not want to sing at all directly after.

Except for the fact that it is very uncommon and/or expensive for sex toys to produce hands-free orgasms in men. Add the fact that explicitly depicting male pleasure without a woman present and involved is generally not accepted outside the Gay community, and it seems like the video presented here actually reinforces a whole lot of sexual stereotypes, rather than moving forward.

Not that it isn't somewhat clever or kinda hot, but it is (as supported by the Stoya link above) a very mainstream piece of titilation.

On a related note, (NSFW ish), here's what may be the first variation on this concept, by Andy Warhol.

Oh, did anyone mention Beautiful Agony yet? 'Cause yeah, there's that too. This isn't particularly original as a concept.
posted by MeanwhileBackAtTheRanch at 4:13 PM on May 11 [3 favorites]


I don't particularly care how original it is it's still getting me hot and bothered to the point that I am mentally trying to will my roommate out of the apartment or get my ODS on the phone.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 4:25 PM on May 11 [4 favorites]


Without going too far into TMI land, most common vibrators that are ostensibly for women actually work REALLY well for guys if just held against the more sensitive parts for long enough. You'd have to hold them in place, but you could still do this vid with guys without ruining it with unseemly jackin-it motions.
posted by Jon Mitchell at 4:26 PM on May 11 [3 favorites]


Or electric, in any case. Don't want to get into an analog vs. digital debate.

This seems like an area in which "digital manipulation" is actually the good old fashioned analog option.
posted by yoink at 4:29 PM on May 11 [5 favorites]


I have it on good authority that at least a few folks have gotten laid because of Metafilter.

Metafilter and fedoras: getting people laid on good authority
posted by hal_c_on at 4:45 PM on May 11 [1 favorite]


This seems relatively accurate about how the different videos would go, female vs. male.
posted by fatbird at 4:49 PM on May 11 [1 favorite]


hey everyone let's all talk about our masturbation habits which i am sure everyone would love to hear
posted by shakespeherian at 4:54 PM on May 11 [11 favorites]


Hey shakes have you heard the good news? It's about the eroscillator
posted by the young rope-rider at 4:57 PM on May 11 [2 favorites]


tell me more

here, where folks can read it
posted by shakespeherian at 5:00 PM on May 11 [4 favorites]


hey everyone let's all talk about our masturbation habits which i am sure everyone would love to hear

being ironically scolded in lowercase is my fetish unf unf unf
posted by Mr. Bad Example at 5:08 PM on May 11 [35 favorites]


unf?
posted by shakespeherian at 5:10 PM on May 11


it's an acronym

Underwear Needs Fixing
posted by elizardbits at 5:12 PM on May 11 [3 favorites]


Um. "Universal Noise of Fucking".
posted by Justinian at 5:15 PM on May 11 [6 favorites]


umbrella noodle flinging
posted by elizardbits at 5:18 PM on May 11 [3 favorites]


Underwater NoseFul
posted by shakespeherian at 5:22 PM on May 11 [2 favorites]


unrepentant nostril fucker
posted by elizardbits at 5:23 PM on May 11 [2 favorites]


Ugly Nosferatu Face
posted by shakespeherian at 5:25 PM on May 11 [8 favorites]


MetaFilter: unnecessary noodle fuck
posted by phaedon at 5:25 PM on May 11


I don't particularly care how original it is it's still getting me hot and bothered to the point that I am mentally trying to will my roommate out of the apartment or get my ODS on the phone.

Is there some reason you can't go sit on the washing machine?
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 5:32 PM on May 11 [5 favorites]


I want to watch the video of their families watching this video for the first time.
posted by humanfont at 5:44 PM on May 11 [2 favorites]


Exclusive Audio Of Sunn O))) Sitting On Washing Machine, Orgasming While Singing
posted by Greg Nog at 5:45 PM on May 11 [10 favorites]


Exclusive Audio Of Sunn O))) Sitting On Washing Machine, Orgasming While Singing is a pretty good Silver Mt. Zion EP.
posted by shakespeherian at 5:55 PM on May 11 [15 favorites]


This seems relatively accurate about how the different videos would go, female vs. male.

Only because so many men haven't trained themselves to their full potential. It's sad that this persists. Male multiple orgasm technique should be a component of a widely offered first year college class that teaches 18 and 19 year olds everything they couldn't legally be taught about sex in high school health class.
posted by MeanwhileBackAtTheRanch at 5:57 PM on May 11 [3 favorites]


Is there some reason you can't go sit on the washing machine?

Yeah, the nice ladies who run that laundromat would look at me funny.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 5:57 PM on May 11 [11 favorites]


Unbearable Need to Fap
posted by fatbird at 5:58 PM on May 11 [1 favorite]


Exclusive Audio Of Sunn O))) Sitting On Washing Machine, Orgasming While Singing is a pretty good Silver Mt. Zion EP.

That's all summed up by the Norwegian word: 'Burzum'
posted by ennui.bz at 5:58 PM on May 11


I don't particularly care how original it is it's still getting me hot and bothered to the point that I am mentally trying to will my roommate out of the apartment or get my ODS on the phone.

Is there some reason you can't go sit on the washing machine?

Just go for it in the living room. Have a couple of puffs on asthma inhaler mid way and then one more after you finish. Tell no one in particular how much better you feel now (the relief is honest if not misinterpreted).
posted by Trivia Newton John at 6:02 PM on May 11 [1 favorite]


...okay, y'all are starting to freak me out with the coaching here.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 6:06 PM on May 11 [6 favorites]


Yeah, the nice ladies who run that laundromat would look at me funny.

Dishwasher? Bonus is that its heated.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 6:07 PM on May 11


Also there's a cool thing called a door
posted by shakespeherian at 6:10 PM on May 11 [1 favorite]


This door... it vibrates?
posted by Wolfdog at 6:11 PM on May 11


All of you are like Zack Galafianakis' character in Due Date talking about your damned wanking.
posted by planetesimal at 6:22 PM on May 11


FWIW the parody boy-band version of this has already been made.
posted by asterix at 7:45 PM on May 11 [2 favorites]


Ugly Nosferatu Face


Not cool.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:34 PM on May 11 [2 favorites]


Ululating Nebraska Flapjack
posted by prodigalsun at 9:11 PM on May 11 [1 favorite]


Dishwasher? Bonus is that its heated.

Is this some weird type of dishwasher that cleans dishes by banging them together? If you are getting any significant vibration, something is probably wrong - I'd start with checking the levelling.
posted by Dr Dracator at 11:24 PM on May 11 [3 favorites]


It's a subtle pleasure, for the times when you need gentleness.

You alright Empress, everything get sorted out? Or do we need open up a hydrant?
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 4:19 AM on May 12


MetaFilter: ruining it with unseemly jackin-it motions.
posted by Halloween Jack at 4:37 AM on May 12 [2 favorites]


I don't think I've ever seen a beautiful woman orgasm and thought, "That's adorable and hilarious." Thanks for teaching me something new today, internet.
posted by d20dad at 5:53 AM on May 12 [2 favorites]


FWIW the parody boy-band version of this has already been made .

I know that was supposed to be funny, but it actually just annoyed me. Why are so many men determined to make male sexuality so empty and meaningless?
posted by sam_harms at 6:30 AM on May 12


Well, it is a parody.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 6:34 AM on May 12


And 15 seconds long. More of a jingle really.
posted by cjorgensen at 6:46 AM on May 12


It's the quick cycle on the washing machine, for when you want that one thing done before you go to work.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 6:47 AM on May 12


ryanshepard: "Metafilter: fucking terrible (and probably terrible for fucking, too.)

I have it on good authority that at least a few folks have gotten laid because of Metafilter.
"

Ummmmm, I wish?

(So many awesome people here.)
posted by Samizdata at 7:04 AM on May 12


Unbearable Niceness of Feeling
posted by Kabanos at 8:38 AM on May 12 [3 favorites]


University of North Florida. When I was a teenager, unf.edu was the best domain EVAR.
posted by wierdo at 9:23 AM on May 12


Alumni know that UNF stands for u never finish.
posted by wittgenstein at 9:41 AM on May 12 [1 favorite]


I was gonna pussy tonight, but I changed my mind. I've decided to wait until I get my adjectives in order. Goddam verbs, you just can't trust them.
posted by mule98J at 10:37 AM on May 12


well, its nice indeed
posted by sunshuttles at 1:56 PM on May 12


Once you're in the rinse cycle, sure.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 2:18 PM on May 12


"...okay, y'all are starting to freak me out with the coaching here."

Well, we did go to all-states.
posted by klangklangston at 3:25 PM on May 12 [1 favorite]


Urgent Nub Flicking
posted by slightlybewildered at 2:59 AM on May 13


unf
posted by Kabanos at 6:55 AM on May 13


Another predecessor: Vito Acconci SeedBed (1972) .. conceptually different but similar in activity:
Over the course of three weeks, he masturbated eight hours a day while murmuring things...
posted by snaparapans at 8:26 AM on May 13


I figured there must be a Marina Abramović connection here somehow… and indeed, she performed SeedBed in 2005.
posted by Kabanos at 11:22 AM on May 13


What the hell must it be like to be able to achieve orgasm without concentrating? Nowadays I feel like I need to contemplate my entire existence up until the exact moment to get off at all. I'm mad at this video and these women
posted by MangyCarface at 12:50 PM on May 13 [1 favorite]


Sometimes it literally just happens like a sneeze, abruptly and for no reason and with little warning, it is very surprising.
posted by elizardbits at 1:36 PM on May 13 [1 favorite]


Infinity by Irene Papas and Aphrodite's Child on the album 666, recorded in 1971, is the best example of this, IMO.
posted by IAmBroom at 2:12 PM on May 14


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