A Bunny Eating Raspberries!
May 12, 2014 1:16 PM   Subscribe

Squeee now or forever hold your peace. A bunny enjoys some raspberries, it looks like she's wearing lipstick.
posted by Ruthless Bunny (56 comments total) 16 users marked this as a favorite
 
I don't know, this bunny doesn't seem all that cutthroat to me.
posted by maryr at 1:21 PM on May 12, 2014 [2 favorites]


If you crop out the raspberries and wait until most of the berry is chewed up, it's like an adorable, fluffy bunny laughing while its mouth is full of the blood of its enemies.
posted by xingcat at 1:21 PM on May 12, 2014 [28 favorites]


Anybody else get reminded of Clutch Cargo?
posted by Flexagon at 1:23 PM on May 12, 2014 [5 favorites]


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posted by quonsar II: smock fishpants and the temple of foon at 1:28 PM on May 12, 2014 [1 favorite]


Yeah idk how you get "cute lipstick" from that vicious murdering bloodstained carnivore tbh
posted by elizardbits at 1:36 PM on May 12, 2014 [3 favorites]


Yeah, somehow this is how I imagine my final moments. The video will be titled "Bunny Eating Pancreas!"
posted by cjorgensen at 1:36 PM on May 12, 2014




There are like a thousand videos of bunnies eating raspberries on youtube. I, for one, can live with this meme.
posted by analogue at 1:39 PM on May 12, 2014 [1 favorite]


Aw, now I want a bunny.
Not really.
No, yes, now I WANT A BUNNY.

[Two parts of my brain arguing while watching this.]
posted by NorthernLite at 1:40 PM on May 12, 2014 [3 favorites]


We better not make any sudden moves. That rabbit is dynamite!
posted by AlonzoMosleyFBI at 1:46 PM on May 12, 2014 [1 favorite]


Came in to say GIANT RABBIT EATS BABY HEARTS. Glad to see others went there as well.
posted by jwhite1979 at 1:48 PM on May 12, 2014 [1 favorite]


I did not expect the Rabbit of Caerbannog to be so cute.
posted by Kabanos at 1:54 PM on May 12, 2014 [7 favorites]


It's a sick crowd here. I just thought the bunny's beautiful eyes were set off wonderfully by its lovely raspberry mouth.

But now all I can think about is blood and death and people eating bunnies. *Shakes fist*
posted by bearwife at 1:56 PM on May 12, 2014 [5 favorites]


Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
posted by El Sabor Asiatico at 1:58 PM on May 12, 2014 [10 favorites]


I thought they were more into veggies.
posted by Aizkolari at 2:09 PM on May 12, 2014


They are. Also, not rodents.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 2:10 PM on May 12, 2014 [1 favorite]


Well, Tim maybe isn't the most reliable narrator.
posted by LionIndex at 2:12 PM on May 12, 2014 [9 favorites]


A bunny enjoys some raspberries, it looks like she's wearing lipstick.

Well now I just feel confused.
posted by bicyclefish at 2:14 PM on May 12, 2014


We had rabbits when I was a kid living on a farmette in the middle o' nowhere. After Mrs. Bunny (hey I was 7 gimme a break) had her first litter, she just kinda up and decided to eat two of 'em. Little 7yo me was rightly horrified and has looked askance at these so-called cute fluffy bunnies ever since. Beware, deep inside these seemingly innocent herbivores lies the heart of a cannibal!
posted by cardinality at 2:15 PM on May 12, 2014 [1 favorite]


Also, Aizkolari beat me to it but I'm leaving this here anyway.
posted by cardinality at 2:17 PM on May 12, 2014


Family of this bunny ?
posted by Pendragon at 2:19 PM on May 12, 2014 [1 favorite]


I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?
posted by entropicamericana at 2:19 PM on May 12, 2014 [7 favorites]


NorthernLite, they are cute and fun, and can be very affectionate. They also have a voracious appetite for electrical insulation, remote-control buttons, and books. If you get one, make sure you have an appropriate space for it - either a large hutch outside, or a room of its own devoid of wires, books, and furniture you care about. They love to run around, and it's cruel to keep them in a small cage, but resist the urge to let it have the run of the house. Limited, supervised "free" time is safest. If its appetite for exotic stuff is thwarted, it may eat baseboards and door frames. You have been warned.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 2:21 PM on May 12, 2014 [7 favorites]


So, stained not only with the blood of the innocent but also with the finish of uncounted chairs?
posted by GenjiandProust at 2:28 PM on May 12, 2014 [1 favorite]


Little dude likes to eat.
posted by marxchivist at 2:28 PM on May 12, 2014


If you crop out the raspberries and wait until most of the berry is chewed up, it's like an adorable, fluffy bunny laughing while its mouth is full of the blood of its enemies.

I'm pretty sure that's how they actually achieved most of the shots in Night of the Lepus.
posted by FatherDagon at 2:28 PM on May 12, 2014 [2 favorites]


They also have a voracious appetite for electrical insulation, remote-control-buttons, and books. If you get one, make sure you have an appropriate space for it

Alas, small space. And I fear Kitty, who also has an appetite for electrical cords, string, foil, paper, Xmas ornaments, All People Food and the occasional human foot, might also have an appetite for bunnies.

Oh great, and now because this thread took such a horrific turn, I'm imagining a Cage Fight to the Death between KrazyKat & BloodyMouthBunny.
posted by NorthernLite at 2:28 PM on May 12, 2014



No, yes, now I WANT A BUNNY.


Yeah, having owned a bunny they're more of a pain than you imagine.

Per Kirth Gerson, They also have a voracious appetite for electrical insulation AND HOW! They fricking love to chew electrical cords. And the tips of shoelaces. Ours chewed through the bottom of our couch and took up residence inside it. I had to staple hardware cloth over the bottom.

Not all rabbits like to be petted or held and most actively run from being picked up. Plus they poop and you have to clean out their cage every so often.,

It was cute though, sure.
posted by GuyZero at 2:31 PM on May 12, 2014 [3 favorites]


Pretty lipstick colour there. Too bad it's been tested on animals.
posted by jeather at 2:35 PM on May 12, 2014 [8 favorites]


Bunnicula strikes again!
posted by cristinacristinacristina at 2:39 PM on May 12, 2014 [4 favorites]


their poops are probably the most inoffensive of all domesticated potential pet animals though.
posted by elizardbits at 2:39 PM on May 12, 2014 [5 favorites]


The stench of rabbits, though. The stench
posted by sonic meat machine at 2:42 PM on May 12, 2014


their poops are probably the most inoffensive of all domesticated potential pet animals though.

Except they hide them.

If you have a rabbit you will find some of it's poops years after it is gone when you pack up to move and the cute little rabbit ghost will run around you in circles thumping it's incorporeal feet laughing and laughing with its little rabbit grunts of joy.
posted by srboisvert at 3:19 PM on May 12, 2014 [10 favorites]


Bunnies are perfect...
posted by Alexandra Kitty at 3:20 PM on May 12, 2014 [3 favorites]


Where are the bunny-eating raspberries I was promised?
posted by murphy slaw at 3:41 PM on May 12, 2014 [4 favorites]


We live out in the country, and we've let one section go completely wild raspberries. This means we have a lot of bunnies. Which means we have hawks and eagles and coyotes. Red of tooth and claw indeed.
posted by dejah420 at 4:05 PM on May 12, 2014


Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes,
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!

posted by vegartanipla at 4:42 PM on May 12, 2014 [4 favorites]


Run Wrake - Rabbit - wherein an idol eats jam (but it doesn't look like lipstick).
posted by unliteral at 5:09 PM on May 12, 2014 [1 favorite]


Run away! Run away!
posted by flyingsquirrel at 5:19 PM on May 12, 2014 [1 favorite]


their poops are probably the most inoffensive of all domesticated potential pet animals though.

I had guinea pigs as a kid, and their pellets are also inoffensive, and sort of waxy.
posted by annsunny at 5:35 PM on May 12, 2014


When they said nature's "red in tooth and claw," I rather thought they were talking about something more violent.
posted by JHarris at 6:19 PM on May 12, 2014


What's weird is that I was just thinking about Night of the Lepus the other day
posted by Ray Walston, Luck Dragon at 6:52 PM on May 12, 2014


The stench of rabbits, though. The stench

It's not the rabbits, it's the urine. Give them a litter tray, change it daily, they don't smell at all.

their poops are probably the most inoffensive of all domesticated potential pet animals though.

And can be placed directly on the garden without composting. Cecotrope pellets, which you'll see rarely ('cos lagomorphs are corophages) are a hell of a lot squishier, though.
posted by Leon at 7:17 PM on May 12, 2014 [2 favorites]


I like to think of this video as the bunny finishing the last few bites of Glenn Close's character in Fatal Attraction.
posted by 4ster at 7:33 PM on May 12, 2014 [8 favorites]


vegartanipla - Or maybe midgets.
posted by maryr at 7:49 PM on May 12, 2014 [1 favorite]


Obligatory eponysterical comment.
posted by St. Alia of the Bunnies at 8:39 PM on May 12, 2014 [3 favorites]


I approve of this video.
posted by rabbitrabbit at 8:46 PM on May 12, 2014 [3 favorites]


Bunnicula strikes again!

Ha! I was going to post exactly that, with the tag: "To anyone who got that reference, welcome to your mid-30s!" and [clicks through to profile] ...yep.
posted by psoas at 8:49 PM on May 12, 2014 [4 favorites]


Oddly, none of Bugs Bunny's girlfriends ever wore lipstick that I can tell... but Bugs did when he was in drag.
posted by Halloween Jack at 9:35 PM on May 12, 2014


We live out in the country, and we've let one section go completely wild raspberries. This means we have a lot of bunnies. Which means we have hawks and eagles and coyotes. Red of tooth and claw indeed.

Now I am picturing hawks and coyotes with adorable raspberry mustaches....
posted by GenjiandProust at 1:42 AM on May 13, 2014


Not to beat a dead horse (or its close relative, the rabbit), but our rabbit was not deterred from eating insulation even after short-circuiting a line through its mouth, tripping the breaker and stunning the bunny. I believe that last phrase is a metaphor for something very off-topic... I had to elevate all the electrical cords, or armor them with plastic spiral-wrap, or both.

WRT cats, ours, despite being a dedicated hunter, respects the rabbit. They play chicken and tag, and the cat likes a game of ambush-from-the-box. I've seen reports that cats and bunnies can even become cuddle-buddies, but ours haven't.
posted by Kirth Gerson at 4:02 AM on May 13, 2014 [1 favorite]


If its appetite for exotic stuff is thwarted, it may eat baseboards and door frames.

One of our rabbits ate a wooden closet door.
posted by joannemerriam at 8:49 AM on May 13, 2014


MetaFilter: stunning the bunny
posted by scrump at 8:51 AM on May 13, 2014 [1 favorite]


Did any of Bugs's girlfriends wear clothes?
posted by maryr at 8:55 AM on May 13, 2014


Needs more bunny! WTF Youtube? I feel cheated out of the daily cute:
This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy against spam, scams, and commercially deceptive content.

Edit: Another link, seemingly the same video. In case anyone else gets scammed.

posted by whatzit at 11:14 AM on May 13, 2014 [3 favorites]


This is giving me childhood traumatic flashbacks to Watership Down.
posted by LMGM at 2:43 PM on May 13, 2014


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