While visiting grandma, a new mother made up a bottle for her 2 month old, using powdered formula and a jug of nursery water she found under the sink. As soon as she started feeding the baby, he began to cry, cough and gasp. Turns out the jug did NOT contain water—the grandmother had filled it with vodka to hide it from her husband.
A sick child was inadvertently given lamp oil in her sippy cup—someone had stored lamp oil in a Pedialyte bottle and placed the bottle next to the refrigerator.
My roommate was in a band at the time and one night after they had played a show and were driving home, my friend, in the backseat, saw a bottle of Visine on the floor, and since his eyes were bothered from all the smoke and being up late, opened the vial, tipped his head back, and squeezed the bottle over his eye.
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