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Peter Dinklage
May 18, 2014 9:43 AM   Subscribe

Because Peter Dinklage.
posted by chainsofreedom (52 comments total) 38 users marked this as a favorite

 
Does what it says on the box.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 9:44 AM on May 18 [3 favorites]


Needs more Peter Dinklage.
posted by Cosine at 9:47 AM on May 18 [23 favorites]


It's trying to tell me something, but I just can't put my finger on it.
posted by delfin at 9:50 AM on May 18 [5 favorites]


THANKS DINKLAGE
posted by Etrigan at 9:52 AM on May 18


MOAR DINKLIDGERZS is what I wanted to say
posted by aydeejones at 9:53 AM on May 18


The only limit is yourself.
posted by davebush at 9:56 AM on May 18 [15 favorites]


I don't know, I've never dinkled.
posted by moonmilk at 10:01 AM on May 18 [4 favorites]


This post is a little thin. It needs more Dinklinks
posted by KingEdRa at 10:02 AM on May 18 [1 favorite]


I guess I've found my new meditation soundtrack. Goodbye, chanting monks.
posted by peripathetic at 10:06 AM on May 18 [4 favorites]


Thank you.
posted by eugenen at 10:08 AM on May 18


"So what's the historical setting of Game of Thrones, anyway?"

"Well, it's fantasy and set in a different world, so there's not really a—"

"Yeah, yeah, I know, I just mean approximately, like in terms if technology. Like what era, Iron Age? Bronze Age?"

"Dinklage."
posted by cortex at 10:09 AM on May 18 [59 favorites]


...needs more cowbell
posted by annsunny at 10:12 AM on May 18 [1 favorite]


I don't know, I've never dinkled.

I didn't wanna bungle or bobble the Fingal Dopple.
posted by shakespeherian at 10:12 AM on May 18 [10 favorites]


I still remember seeing him for the first time in "Living in Oblivion"
posted by drezdn at 10:18 AM on May 18 [3 favorites]


Peter Dinklage summarizes Game of Thrones in under a minute.
posted by Pendragon at 10:32 AM on May 18 [21 favorites]


Put a Donk on it mate!
posted by marienbad at 10:42 AM on May 18 [3 favorites]


Niiiikooolaaaaaajcooooost'rw'ldauuuuuuu

Not quite the same.
posted by michaelh at 10:42 AM on May 18 [2 favorites]


A friend recommends that I watch Knights of Badassdom to get a Dinklage fix. I just might pay to rent it on Amazon since it's not available for free streaming...
posted by aydeejones at 10:49 AM on May 18 [4 favorites]


Niiiikooolaaaaaajcooooost'rw'ldauuuuuuu

Not quite the same.


Maisie Williams and/or Rory McCann could work.
posted by bjrn at 11:14 AM on May 18 [1 favorite]


If you want Dinklage at his Dinklageiest check out the awesome David Wain movie the Baxter.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 11:14 AM on May 18 [1 favorite]


Wow, this does for swords-n-sorcery what "Jingle Rock Bell" did for Xmas. Yes, that's a good thing. I give it 10 earworms, Dick.
posted by FelliniBlank at 11:19 AM on May 18 [3 favorites]


"Mad men

Mad men

Mad men

Mad men

Mad men

Mad men

Mad men

Falling dooowwwwnnnnn.

......

Draper

Draper

Don-ald

Draper

Draper

Draper

Falling to the Grooouuuund."


My wife gets to hear me sing this to the opening theme music every Sunday.
posted by jeff-o-matic at 11:22 AM on May 18 [19 favorites]


Too Short.
posted by timsteil at 11:23 AM on May 18


This reminds me of how my friends and I came up with lyrics for the Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme song (primarily during the third season, but also during the first part of the fourth).

It consisted of this (after the spooky organ music and the guitar slide):

Seth
Green is hot
He
Wants my bod
Seth
Seth is hot
He
Wants it now
Seth
Green is hot
So hot
Seth
Green
Is hot
So so hot
Yeah
And Giles too

Now we've come up with one for Hannibal. This one just consists of:

Foooooooooooooooooooooooooood
Nommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Nommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
People!
posted by Katemonkey at 11:25 AM on May 18 [7 favorites]


Maisie Williams and/or Rory McCann could work.

I think it works pretty well.
posted by dhens at 12:07 PM on May 18


The X-Files is a showwwwwwww....
with music by Mark Snowwwww....
posted by tzikeh at 12:13 PM on May 18 [10 favorites]


The X-Files is a showwwwwwww....
with music by Mark Snowwwww....


I'm rewatching the series with my husband and sixteen years later I still sing that in my head. Damn you, Duchovny!
posted by MaritaCov at 12:17 PM on May 18


I can no longer remember the circumstances in which someone asked if I'd seen any nudity on his part by asking if I'd seen Peter Dinklage's....dinklage. It is now all I can think when I see that name.

I'm awful.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 12:30 PM on May 18 [1 favorite]


I can no longer remember the circumstances in which someone asked if I'd seen any nudity on his part by asking if I'd seen Peter Dinklage's....dinklage.

I'd have thought the obvious way to put that would be "have you seen Dinklage's peter?"
posted by yoink at 12:55 PM on May 18 [6 favorites]


YTMND

(You're The Man Now Dinklage)
posted by Cookiebastard at 1:01 PM on May 18 [6 favorites]


Of.
Of.
Of.
Of.
posted by item at 1:13 PM on May 18


His recent spot on The Daily Show. He's just a cool dude.
posted by planetesimal at 1:33 PM on May 18


This just hit the right spot for a rainy afternoon in Castermere.
posted by arcticseal at 1:50 PM on May 18 [3 favorites]


Peter Dinklage doesn't approve of you.
posted by entropicamericana at 2:03 PM on May 18 [12 favorites]


Hodor.
posted by stltony at 2:30 PM on May 18 [2 favorites]


Dammit ...I had a couple of hours to go before that was going to be stuck in my head again...Hodor indeed.
posted by biscotti at 3:07 PM on May 18


The company that produces the Song of Ice and Fire RPG has published a free PDF supplement, Hodor's Guide to Hodoring.
posted by JHarris at 3:10 PM on May 18 [7 favorites]


BEST OF THE MOTHAFUCKIN WEB

I love this
posted by frecklefaerie at 4:44 PM on May 18


I watched this with the sound off at first and was thoroughly unimpressed.
posted by goethean at 4:45 PM on May 18 [1 favorite]


This should be the load screen for the next Elder Scrolls game.
posted by turbid dahlia at 4:46 PM on May 18 [5 favorites]


I mean, I knew it was just going to be "Hodor" over and over and I still laughed, copiously.
posted by chainsofreedom at 5:37 PM on May 18 [1 favorite]


Hodor
posted by sammyo at 7:42 PM on May 18


I know a few people who never watch Game of Thrones. Some are proud of this, sme think it would be too complicated.

I told them "This is pretty much the most important thing you need to know about Game of Thrones."


I still remember seeing him for the first time in "Living in Oblivion"


How could you forget that?

Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a fuckin' dream, there's a fuckin' dwarf in it!". Well I'm sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!
posted by louche mustachio at 11:47 PM on May 18 [4 favorites]


Hodor.
posted by you at 8:17 AM on May 19 [5 favorites]


I love this, but can someone please give Peter Dinklage a better accent coach? We're talking 1st Grade of English Accents here.
posted by tafetta, darling! at 10:41 AM on May 19


Peter Drunklage.
posted by Halloween Jack at 2:32 PM on May 19


Favoriting this so hodor.
posted by computech_apolloniajames at 7:22 PM on May 19 [2 favorites]


For extra Dinklaging: The Station Agent
posted by Tom-B at 5:04 PM on May 20 [1 favorite]


Bad ass.
posted by homunculus at 11:32 PM on May 23


The Station Agent is a wonderful movie, well worth the time to watch.
posted by arcticseal at 7:12 AM on May 24 [1 favorite]


Peter Dinklage's reaction to this.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 4:32 PM on May 26 [3 favorites]


And I keep forgetting to mention - a lighting designer friend worked on one of the many off-off-Broadway things he did before striking it big, back in the day; he confirms that he is indeed a cool dude.
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 4:35 PM on May 26


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