January 16, 2002

7:50 PM

Pigs and People Who Wear Shoes of Meat outraged over lawsuit.Ross Lucock's porkchop flip-flops may cost him $750,000 in damages.
posted by hellinskira (2 comments total)

Luckily, these people weren't at the party. It could have been much, much worse.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 8:23 PM on January 16, 2002

Does anyone else think the article reads like a Mad Lib?
posted by rocketpup at 12:40 AM on January 17, 2002