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June 1, 2014 4:37 AM Subscribe
Smidgeo.com is a business built on growth, digital, social, disruption, & a proprietary form of smart marketing known as Smidgeo Smarketing. The bottom line? Smidgeo GETS results. Smidgeo's business model may seem complex, but there is an animated diagram so that even the worst can understand.
Smidgeo is also on Twitter, and the Smidgeo site is open source because Smidgeo believes in open source because it is a solution.
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Smidgeo is also on Twitter, and the Smidgeo site is open source because Smidgeo believes in open source because it is a solution.
[via mefi projects]
Needs Smidgecoin.
posted by Devonian at 5:52 AM on June 1, 2014 [4 favorites]
posted by Devonian at 5:52 AM on June 1, 2014 [4 favorites]
It just so happens that I am in desperate need of solutions!
posted by R. Mutt at 6:06 AM on June 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by R. Mutt at 6:06 AM on June 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
How did these people get their cats wedged in their business models?
posted by arcticseal at 6:09 AM on June 1, 2014 [5 favorites]
posted by arcticseal at 6:09 AM on June 1, 2014 [5 favorites]
R. Mutt, join the Smidgeroti today and GET leveraging semantic solutions for maximize.
posted by taz at 6:20 AM on June 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by taz at 6:20 AM on June 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
He doesn't look like much of a fat cat, at least not yet. I'm tempted to invest my cans of tuna then.
posted by Iosephus at 6:24 AM on June 1, 2014
posted by Iosephus at 6:24 AM on June 1, 2014
Wow. Finally someone has leveraged the Zombo.com paradigm into a modern web 2.0 app-like cloud service. This is giving me a future boner.
posted by svenni at 6:32 AM on June 1, 2014 [6 favorites]
posted by svenni at 6:32 AM on June 1, 2014 [6 favorites]
I'm just an Internet-reading dumb.
posted by NoMich at 7:27 AM on June 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by NoMich at 7:27 AM on June 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
Ok I am not sure I should ask this, but is "smidge" an overused word of artlessness now?
posted by ~ at 7:35 AM on June 1, 2014
posted by ~ at 7:35 AM on June 1, 2014
Can someone make a framework and/or API and/or SaaS and host it at smidg.io?
posted by andreaazure at 8:21 AM on June 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by andreaazure at 8:21 AM on June 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
I... what
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 8:31 AM on June 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 8:31 AM on June 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
I thought Smidge was the name of the cat. I am busy leveraging.
posted by carter at 8:39 AM on June 1, 2014 [2 favorites]
posted by carter at 8:39 AM on June 1, 2014 [2 favorites]
Smidgeo CFO ( cheif feline officer) would never be so crude as to name his startup after himself, you dumb. An investment in Smidgeo is an investment in the company itself, not to fat cat business interests. Future kibbles can only be earned by staying hungry, playing hard, hiding from strangers, hiding from competitors, climbing high, pouncing hard, and maybe accepting treats from strangers who find you.
posted by maryr at 9:31 AM on June 1, 2014 [8 favorites]
posted by maryr at 9:31 AM on June 1, 2014 [8 favorites]
I don't understand what happens under the cat.
posted by Serene Empress Dork at 9:33 AM on June 1, 2014
posted by Serene Empress Dork at 9:33 AM on June 1, 2014
Here's a little bit of backstory: ignignokt and I are angel investors/early adopters of Smidgeo (i.e. we feed him and provide him cardboard boxes to leverage). The cat's actual given name is Bonus Cat, and "Smidgeo" is one of his many nicknames (along with various mispronunciations of "bonus" and high-fat foodstuffs that he resembles). As I recall, the nickname just spontaneously happened, and at some point it turned into a company name and we decided he was a startup businesscat and things just took off from there. So if parts of the Smidgital Digital Smrategy don't make sense, it is either because they are too innovative for the future or because he is a cat.
tl;dr: we are weirdos who make up stories about our cats, turned up to smidgeleven.
posted by Metroid Baby at 10:13 AM on June 1, 2014 [21 favorites]
tl;dr: we are weirdos who make up stories about our cats, turned up to smidgeleven.
posted by Metroid Baby at 10:13 AM on June 1, 2014 [21 favorites]
MetaFilter: we are weirdos who make up stories about our cats, turned up to smidgeleven.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 10:20 AM on June 1, 2014 [5 favorites]
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 10:20 AM on June 1, 2014 [5 favorites]
When is the Smidgeo Summer Concert Series, co-sponsored by Absolut and Singapore Airlines, scheduled for?
posted by msbutah at 1:32 PM on June 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by msbutah at 1:32 PM on June 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
Everybody at 23 minutes before dinner time and any time he goes in the cat carrier.
posted by maryr at 3:00 PM on June 1, 2014
posted by maryr at 3:00 PM on June 1, 2014
Because selling is listening, and also moneys with learning. Smidgeo.
posted by BitterOldPunk at 5:14 PM on June 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
posted by BitterOldPunk at 5:14 PM on June 1, 2014 [1 favorite]
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