mazola: “I like pizza.”
not_on_display: “Gimme Pizza”
In New York they give you these slices of pizza that you can't eat without a plate and a knife and fork and they tell you that you're supposed to eat the slice by folding it. And they're proud of that.
"You've got to fold it." They tell you that. Smugly. The way only New Yorkers can say it. Without any compassion whatsoever for the fact that you saved up your money so you could visit the Big Apple and see the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State Building and you just spent two hours in line to see the first and three hours to see the second. And you're just tired and you want a goddamn slice of pizza and fucking New York pizza expects you to do something extra just to eat it.
Fuck you New York. Your pizza is just a the idea of a calzone, incompletely formed.
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