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Post number 14004

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 16:28:16 -0800

As much as I love the taste of Ben & Jerry's this has got to stop. I'm sure this new flavor tastes terrific, but B&J have got to quit naming flavors after such lame bands. As an alternative, I suggest Kiss Krunch: Rasberry Whirl Ice Cream with little chocolate tongues. Fire away with yours...

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 16:32:55 -0800

The DMB backlash is nasty these days, isn't it? I don't know, jonmc. I'm not the biggest fan in the world, but Dave Matthews seems to fit right in with the Dead/Phish thing that B&J has lived off for years. In fact, of the three, I like Matthews best. I guess I see how he gets on people's nerves, though.

By: MiguelCardoso

MiguelCardoso — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 16:32:59 -0800

Joy Division Blackberry Vortex Vanilla?

By: barkingmoose

barkingmoose — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 16:33:24 -0800

Wait, is the point of this exercise to name lame bands? KISS gets my vote, too.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 16:39:02 -0800

barkingmoose & jpoulous - It's not about dissing the bands. I just figured a bunch of clever people like us could come up with some good rock-related flavor ideas for a laugh. See, my man Miguel's got the idea. I suppose I'll reword it this way: "Ben & Jerry's needs to broaden their musical horizons flavor-wise. Any ideas?" I kinda just thought my Kiss Krunch was pretty nifty, as well.

By: donkeyschlong

donkeyschlong — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 16:44:24 -0800

DMB is plenty lame, for sure.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 16:47:57 -0800

come on people, flavors. somebody get rodii, surely he'll have a suggestion...

By: tomorama

tomorama — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 16:48:29 -0800

That's just your opinion. As far as I'm concerned the honor of their own ice cream flavor is well deserved, being that Dave Matthews Band is one of the best bands to ever come onto the rock scene. If you're judging them based on their last crappy pop release, it's hard to say we're even talking about the same band. Their past stuff is amazing, and the upcoming album is even going to feature a few of the awesome songs that were on the unreleased but internet-circulated Lillywhite Sessions album. Also, if you haven't been to a dmb concert it's hard for you to pass judgement on them being that they are, first and foremost, a live band. At a show, they even make those new songs sound halfway decent. I found out about this a week or so ago, I'm still working on finding a 7-11 in NY that's got the flavor in stock.

By: gloege

gloege — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 16:50:22 -0800

Um, you realize that DMB was honored because of their environmental work as much as (if not more than) for their music??? You did READ the article right??

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 16:51:51 -0800

For the last time, I didn't want this to turn into an argument about the DMB. Let's just have some fun here, hah?

By: tomorama

tomorama — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 16:58:35 -0800

Fair enough. Just keep in mind that when you bring up DMB in front of me, you're talking to a person who's dropping a few hundred bucks on thier upcoming spring tour, road-tripping to various venues and planning to do it all over again for the summer session. I believe I drove a total of 450 miles last summer to assorted shows. i.e. Davehead.

By: MiguelCardoso

MiguelCardoso — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 16:59:26 -0800

jonmc: all we're supposed to do is post our link and suggest a possible way of responding. The thread then takes on a life of its own. We're not sheep, you know. ;)

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:05:36 -0800

Miguel, I know, I know. But I figured this one would be pretty innocuous, not to mention fun. I thought we'd be overrun with Nine Inch Chocolate Nails or even Devo Delight in a flowerpot-shaped container. Instead, I'm gonna be overrun by a tie-dyed lynch mob. I don't think I've ever seen a quicker derailment. I'm just a luckless SOB on here lately. I'm just gonna get it over with and declare myself MeFi's official whipping boy, OK?

By: mathowie

mathowie — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:10:40 -0800

Two words: Backstreet Berry

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:12:14 -0800

That's more like it, thank you big man!

By: arco

arco — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:14:00 -0800

It's about damn time we have an "official" whipping boy! THWACK! Here, jonmc, how 'bout U2-ti-frutti?

By: tomorama

tomorama — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:14:08 -0800

*whu-shhhhh* Ok. just kidding. How about Green Day Mint Chocolate Chip? Bob Dylan's Cherry Red Sky?

By: kindall

kindall — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:14:51 -0800

Spears Silicone Swirl.

By: Ty Webb

Ty Webb — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:15:13 -0800

I'm sorry, but I couldn't let this go by: Dave Matthews Band is one of the best bands to ever come onto the rock scene. (clutching skull) Uh...yeah. Dave's singing-out-the-side-of-his-mouth delivery was old after a few songs, yet that's the only vocal inflection he seems to have. His arrangements don't rise to the level of boring, and his melodies make Hootie sound like Cole Porter. Next? How about Almond Brothers: vanilla ice cream with a chocolate swirl, almond crunch and a slight hint of Jack Daniels.

By: arco

arco — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:17:03 -0800

Rocky RoaDevo

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:18:22 -0800

Ty Webb-that actually would be tasty minus the almonds. Maybe Frank Zappa's Yellow Snow Sorbet?

By: tomorama

tomorama — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:18:48 -0800

There's more than one man in the band. It's their uncanny ability to play together, improvise and jam that makes them what they are. Dave is the showman and the songwriter, working together with four men who can do amazing things with their instruments.

By: Ty Webb

Ty Webb — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:19:57 -0800

addendum: I realize there's no accounting for taste (hey, that has a double meaning in this thread!) but I wokr in an office where classic rock radio is played a lot. I can deal with most of it, in fact I like a lot of it, but DMB would need a lot more practice to suck. And while I'm venting, what the hell is up with Ryan Adams? Didn't he used to be called John Cougar Mellencamp 20 years ago? apologies, johnmc.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:22:22 -0800

ty webb, none necessary.

By: Ty Webb

Ty Webb — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:22:39 -0800

That DMB can be considered adept at their instruments goes to show just how far standards have fallen. I'm not that much of a Phish fan, though I have seen them in concert, at least those guys understand thematic development. For Dave Mathews, improvisation is something actors do.

By: diddlegnome

diddlegnome — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:23:00 -0800

An ice cream store in the town where I work recently served up, as a promotion, some chocolate-covered grasshoppers. I suggest B&J try a similar tack with Beatles Beetles.

By: diddlegnome

diddlegnome — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:24:47 -0800

*NStink -- ice cream flavored with black licorice.

By: diddlegnome

diddlegnome — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:25:25 -0800

Peanut Butter and Jelly Furtado

By: tomorama

tomorama — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:25:28 -0800

Black 47's: 40 Shades of Blueberry Funky Ceili Swirl (vanilla & caramel swirl with green and orange candy bits)

By: arco

arco — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:28:06 -0800

DMB are very competent musicians, no doubt about it. I just can't see anyone getting terribly excited over their music (it all sounds to me like jam-by-the-numbers). Oh, and: Portishead Peanut Parfait. And Magnetic Fields Mulberry Malt. (okay, those aren't very good)

By: diddlegnome

diddlegnome — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:28:29 -0800

Peaches and Creed (on second thought, maybe not)

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:28:53 -0800

tomorama - wow, that sounds good. Looks like this thread is back from the brink. **and there was much rejoicing...***

By: mcguirk

mcguirk — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:29:15 -0800

Sir Chocolate Chips-a-Lot? SubLime, served in a Sugar cone that's not Built to Spill?

By: diddlegnome

diddlegnome — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:31:43 -0800

I'm surprised I'm the first one to come up with Fiona's Apple. (I've had apple-flavored milkshakes, and they're yummy, in case you think apple ice cream is a bad idea.) Now I'll shut up for a while, unless I think of something brilliant.

By: verso

verso — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:32:55 -0800

My husband wants to know where he can buy Joy Division Blackberry Vortex Vanilla. Here's a few: Milli Vanilla Pie a la Depeche Mode: (bits of pie in vanilla ice cream) Fatboy Slim Chocolate (frozen yogurt) They Might Be Jamoca (Baskin Robbins exclusive!) Moby Mud Pie (non-dairy ice cream, natch)

By: arco

arco — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:33:54 -0800

Aphex Twix

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:34:15 -0800

verso - go ya one better. Mudhoney Swirl.

By: jennak

jennak — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:34:36 -0800

jonmc, darling -- perhaps the thread would be more fruitful & creative without a moderator? Let it spin on its own and see where it leads....

By: braun_richard

braun_richard — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:37:31 -0800

jonmc: I was trying to think of a Zappa flavor but you beat me to it! Yours is better anyway...

By: diddlegnome

diddlegnome — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:37:51 -0800

Now I'll shut up for a while, unless I think of something brilliant I lied. Sue me. Kid Rocky Road

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:38:25 -0800

jennak-it didn't seem that way at first. Ok, shutting up!

By: mcguirk

mcguirk — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:38:28 -0800

Frank Black Licorice, with a dash of Pixies sticks?

By: Ty Webb

Ty Webb — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:41:22 -0800

Kathleen Hanna Banana- banana flavored ice cream with...hey, what's so funny, asshole?!

By: Ty Webb

Ty Webb — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:47:21 -0800

Nick Drake Flake- subdued vanilla ice cream with an understated mixture of English toffees and introspective flakes of dark chocolate.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:48:04 -0800

Butter P.Diddy-can Cherries J-Lo Vanillia Malt-tellica

By: MegoSteve

MegoSteve — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:49:46 -0800

Mariah Caramel Breakdown

By: biscotti

biscotti — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:50:54 -0800

Mint ChocLimp Bizkit Chip - mint chocolate chip ice cream with lumps of cookie dough wearing cherry-flavoured red baseball caps...backwards. Sherbert Bacharach (ooh..sorry...)

By: arco

arco — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:51:26 -0800

Pb'nJ Harvey Crunch too much of a stretch, I think

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:52:37 -0800

Peanut Butter and Elvis Pretzel Sherbert and Garfunkel Rum Raisin DMC

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:54:07 -0800

Jackson Brownie.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:55:07 -0800

this one is from Mrs.jonmc- Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Spoon.

By: diddlegnome

diddlegnome — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:55:18 -0800

Matchbox 20 Frozen Yogurt. Plain vanilla, with no flavoring or anything to make it interesting. Plus, it's lightweight.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:57:05 -0800

another one from the Mrs.- Ramoney Spumoni

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:57:07 -0800

Pralines and Creem

By: bragadocchio

bragadocchio — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 17:57:39 -0800

Jimmy Buffet Key Lime Crunch Rage Against the Vanilla Icecream

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:01:03 -0800

Vanilla Morrison's "Brown Eyed Swirl"

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:02:54 -0800

Tenacious D-Light: Any kind of ice cream, but with a LOT of nuts.

By: mdn

mdn — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:09:02 -0800

Soul Coughee Crunch. Coffee ice cream with heath bar crunch in the shape of interesting sounding syllables and random words.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:11:37 -0800

The Artist Formerly Known as Prince's "Raspberry Sorbet", "When Dove Bars Cry" and "She's a Peach Gellato"

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:12:29 -0800

Okay. I quit.

By: diddlegnome

diddlegnome — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:12:49 -0800

Smells Like Green Spirit -- creme-de-menthe flavored ice cream.

By: tomorama

tomorama — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:13:46 -0800

Thinking along the Ramones' lines, I was going to say Blitzkrieg Bop 'n' Berry.

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:14:59 -0800

Vanilla Fudge!

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:15:43 -0800

PistachiOtis Redding. Okay, now I really quit.

By: NortonDC

NortonDC — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:15:55 -0800

Two words: Britney's Cherry.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:17:18 -0800

Oreo Speedwagon. CinnaMen at Work. Please, someone stop me.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:20:38 -0800

Paul Buttercreme Blues Crunch? Moby Grape Sherbert? I'm just picturing everyone siiting in their computer chairs staring at their CD rack...

By: Lynsey

Lynsey — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:21:48 -0800

Kandy KoRn Choco-Lit Brickleback Roni Size Raspberry Afrika Gelata Delerium Delight Puddle of Muddpie Foo Fighter Fudge Strawberry Staind Swirl Jimmy Eat World triple decker cone Gorillaz Grape Granita Deep Forest Double Fudge Foo Fighters To-Futi

By: arco

arco — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:22:38 -0800

Butter Pe-Can

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:22:58 -0800

Strawberry Manilow. Banannie Lenox. Britney Spearmint.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:25:16 -0800

Pink Floyd's "The Walnut." Okay, now I've gone too far...

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:25:47 -0800

<sorry> pecan-i difranco </sorry>

By: arco

arco — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:26:25 -0800

White Chocolate Weezer

By: Eric Lloyd NYC

Eric Lloyd NYC — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:28:01 -0800

Chocolate Chips-a-Lot/Britney's Cherry ROLFLMAO! I hope this makes rounds at B & J's corprate offices how bout' Suge Night's Pralines N' Carceration

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:28:46 -0800

Swedish Fishbone Sorbet

By: shinybeast

shinybeast — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:30:36 -0800

Wu-Tang Flan. Oh wait... That's pudding.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:32:00 -0800

Chunkee Monkees. Praline-a Horne.

By: Satapher

Satapher — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:33:15 -0800

cookies and cream vanilla chocolate ice cream yummy bird and the bees

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:38:28 -0800

Fleetwood Macadamia

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:41:34 -0800

Damn, Chef, you're good. Oh...Yo La Mango

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:45:39 -0800

Although I'd love to take credit for them, my fiancée came up with most of the really good ones.

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:46:21 -0800

Dead Kennedy's swirl - bile green ice cream flavored with fresh fruits and rotting vegetables... Hold the presses...slight variation...Metafilter Ice cream: Vanilla with chunks of pancake and little chocolate ponies!

By: drezdn

drezdn — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:46:41 -0800

man...or astroman? brand icecream...or astronaut ice cream? (or if you prefer man...or astronaut ice cream?) for my own band... New Blind Neopolitan Ummm Reverend Horton Heath? Death by Chocolate? Cash Money records presents "Cookie Dough"? (bows head in shame)

By: Eric Lloyd NYC

Eric Lloyd NYC — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:51:13 -0800

Theloneus Chunk

By: jpoulos

jpoulos — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:51:53 -0800

The Replacemints

By: Optamystic

Optamystic — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:55:28 -0800

Beastie Soy (Get it? Cuz they're vegans, see...)

By: Eric Lloyd NYC

Eric Lloyd NYC — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 18:57:08 -0800

Choclate Choclate Krip (a nod to the dog pound)

By: Optamystic

Optamystic — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:01:42 -0800

N.W.A. Nilla Wit Almonds

By: Lynsey

Lynsey — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:01:59 -0800

variations on a theme: Milli Vanilla (artificially flavored) Vanilla Ice (fat-free, sugar-free, color-free, flavor-free) Alien Ant Farm Vanilla Sprinkle Surprise PocoNut Chuck BlueBerry Rocky Rolling Stones Road Mariah Caramel Whitney Incubuspumoni

By: Dreama

Dreama — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:03:47 -0800

Okay, this is utterly predictable of me, but Duran Duran's Sing Blue-berry Sliver -- Vanilla ice cream, swirled blueberry and whole berries, studded with slivered buttered almonds. Mmm. Metafilter Ice cream: Vanilla with chunks of pancake and little chocolate ponies! I'd think little chocolate kitties would be better, after all, nothing MeFites love more than cute little kitties. Or bunnies with pancakes on their heads.

By: Lynsey

Lynsey — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:03:53 -0800

Whitney Whiteout

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:06:10 -0800

mrs. jonmc again - Johnny Cashew

By: Windigo

Windigo — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:07:43 -0800

Sex Pistalachio

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:09:07 -0800

J-Lo Pudding Pops

By: raysmj

raysmj — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:09:17 -0800

Strawberry Alarm Choc Jubilee Neneh Cherry Sorbet

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:10:53 -0800

Nutty Buddy Guy

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:12:01 -0800

Popsicles Will Eat Itself

By: Optamystic

Optamystic — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:12:28 -0800

Johnny Cashew Folsom Prison Blueberry Ring of Fudge (ew!)

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:13:57 -0800

Love and Rocket Pops

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:17:40 -0800

Scoop Doggy Dogg

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:19:29 -0800

M&M&Eminem?

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:20:43 -0800

KMFDM&Ms (damn. Beat me by a second)

By: jackiemcghee

jackiemcghee — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:22:18 -0800

White Chocolate Zombie Bananas Morissette Front Lime Assembly Pear Factory Fudge-azi Chocolate 'n' Hazel O'Connor Da Peach Mode

By: Dreama

Dreama — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:23:17 -0800

From my Kidlet - Mandy Moore-Chocolatey than Chocolate: Chocolate ice cream with a fudge swirl, oreo cookies and chocolate chunks, and 98 Degrees Red Hot Crunch: vanilla ice cream with Red Hots cinnamon candies and some kind of (as yet undetermined) crunchy stuff.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:24:17 -0800

Chocolate BonBon Jovi

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:25:09 -0800

Red Hot Chili Peppermint

By: j.edwards

j.edwards — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:27:54 -0800

Floyd -- Ummabubblegum Rupert Holmes -- Timothy flavor

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:29:09 -0800

Spinal Tapioca

By: owillis

owillis — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:29:16 -0800

Ridiculous Radiohead Raspberry

By: jbelshaw

jbelshaw — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:29:43 -0800

Blackberry Flag Jane's Chocolate Addiction The Root('s) Beer Tribe Called Fudge

By: CJB

CJB — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:32:21 -0800

Stevie Nicks' Witchy Walnut

By: jackiemcghee

jackiemcghee — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:32:32 -0800

New Model Almond Marc Almond (too obvious?) Laibach and Enjoy It The Shamen already gave us Raspberry Infundibulum

By: m@

m@ — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:35:02 -0800

Ani Difrancoconut

By: raysmj

raysmj — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:36:20 -0800

Banana Velvet Underground

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:36:38 -0800

Big Daddy Kone

By: m@

m@ — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:38:38 -0800

j.edwards - "Rupert Holmes -- Timothy flavor" subtitled: Pina Colada flavored with a boyish aftertaste. Needs no refrigeration, perfect for the game, park or local coal mine.

By: m@

m@ — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:40:20 -0800

Cookie Dough Poe, hello hello

By: m@

m@ — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:41:12 -0800

Cranberries and Irish Creme

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:43:30 -0800

You folks are just plain loopy. It's not even Friday, for goodness sakes! Great stuff, though. Carry on...

By: Optamystic

Optamystic — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:44:22 -0800

Chewy Armstrong

By: dhartung

dhartung — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:45:45 -0800

Hey, if they're doing song titles, we can get more creative: Michael Jackson's Vaniller. (It gets whiter the longer it sits out.) Britney's Scoops I Did It Again -- with little chocolate hearts to play with Whitney's I Will Always Dove You -- Dove bar flavor; it never seems to stop. Madonna's Like a Virgin Cherry Eurhythmics' Sweet Creams Are Made of This

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:47:17 -0800

what?! no contribution from the wonderchicken?! c'mon, buddy, I know you must have a flavor up your sleeve...and if you don't please find rodii..this thread is custom made for him..

By: MonkeyMeat

MonkeyMeat — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:49:34 -0800

Beastie Boysenberry Strawberry Fields (um...) Sprinklehorse Cake (with Fashion Nuggets) Radiohead's Pablo Nut 'n Honey Chocolate Genius Chip Dough-Town Smashing Pumpkin Pie

By: MegoSteve

MegoSteve — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:50:03 -0800

Radiohead's Caramel Police

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:50:36 -0800

Mandy Moore's S'Mores

By: prodigal

prodigal — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 19:53:45 -0800

Two Scoops of Britney

By: internal

internal — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 20:03:11 -0800

Barenaked Lemon Ice Cream for the Dumped (Ben Folds)

By: adamsc

adamsc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 20:03:46 -0800

head rush / dreamlime Susanne Vega "As Whirls Go" Spin Doctors Two Quinces Sigur Ros A-grape-is byrjun Sherryl Crow Rum, Baby, Rum Don McLean "And I Love You Pistachio" / prime lime / wintermint Dr. John Praline of Gold Eagles Tequila Sunrise sorbet Pear-ic Clapton / Choc'in on Heaven's Door / Snackin on Heaven's s'more / Tulsa Lime corcocoavado doors roadhouse blueberries Kermit Ruffins Black and blueberry Massive Attack Dissolved Swirl

By: keli

keli — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 20:09:24 -0800

John Spencer Blueberries Explosion (swirled with Pop Rocks)

By: diddlegnome

diddlegnome — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 20:18:12 -0800

Bob Dylan's "The Limes They Are a-Changin'" sorbet

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 20:20:43 -0800

The String Cheesecake Incident

By: redhead

redhead — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 20:21:04 -0800

Berry White Chocolate - blackberry ice cream with swirls of white chocolate, yummm...

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 20:23:14 -0800

from mrs. jonmc again- Dick Clark Bar Crunch, or any flavor provided it's served with ZZ Toppings...

By: digital_insomnia

digital_insomnia — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 20:24:25 -0800

For the 80's set... Butter Edie Brickle Kajagooseberry Modern English Toffee John Cougar Melon Cone Nenapolitan *gah* I feel so dirty now.

By: varmint

varmint — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 20:30:56 -0800

Funkadelicious Minty Motherchip Explosion.

By: Optamystic

Optamystic — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 20:32:06 -0800

varmint wins.

By: sigma7

sigma7 — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 20:49:09 -0800

Vanilla & Fudge Underswirled Die S'moresau Chocolate Lab Report (oh, wait. we're not here) VNV Nation (that's "Very Nutty Vanilla" of course) Napalm Death By Chocolate Vanillassemblage 23 G. Love & Special Chocolate Sauce HoneyBeeGees MAKE IT STOP!!!

By: greasepig

greasepig — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 21:01:40 -0800

Ween's chocolate and cheese. And let's not forget Pork Roll Egg and cheese. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

By: ashbury

ashbury — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 21:03:59 -0800

Adam Ant-ly Chocolate Insanity!

By: goto11

goto11 — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 21:22:41 -0800

Vanilla Halen Black Cherry Sabbath John Lemon (imagine...) The Peach Boys I quit.

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 21:23:03 -0800

Ummmm...Elvis Costello's Blood and Chocolate? I suck at the punning.

By: y2karl

y2karl — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 21:30:04 -0800

Little Richard's Tutti-Frutti been done yet? Or is it too obvious?

By: mattpfeff

mattpfeff — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 21:34:44 -0800

The Nields have long been campaigning to have a flavor be called "Strawberry Nields Forever". (They're a great band, btw.)

By: y2karl

y2karl — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 21:48:23 -0800

This reminds me of a road trip I took in 1970. We went through Nashville--where I saw the Parthenon--and every country star had a fast food franchise: my favorite was Tex Ritter's Corn Fritters. When we passed through Memphis, I saw a Mahalia Jackson's Glori-fried Chicken... 'S truth, man. Um, let's see-- Dean Martin's Rum Neapolitan? George Clinton's Parliamentary The Blacker The Berry Chocolate City Vanilla Suburb Swirl? Bo Carter's Banana in Your Fruit Basket Surprise? Jeez, I'm gettin' obscure on you, I guess...

By: Nothing

Nothing — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 22:20:37 -0800

New Bjork cheesecake. Lemona McKustard Tori Famos Amos - Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Placebo Placebo - vanilla with sugar pills Indigo Swirls.

By: Mack Twain

Mack Twain — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 22:59:48 -0800

Vanilla Morrison's "Brown Eyed Swirl"= #1...saw him 3(?) years ago at the Gorge w/Dylan, who was serving up his "all along the weightwatchertower" brand of Tangled up in Blueberry Ice Cream.

By: kindall

kindall — Sat, 19 Jan 2002 23:31:58 -0800

The Rutles' Cheese and Onions.

By: drezdn

drezdn — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 00:18:19 -0800

Creed's vanilla self-indulgence... folk implosion sebadoh strawberry explosion international noise conespiracy white stripes and swirls

By: Eric Lloyd NYC

Eric Lloyd NYC — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 00:27:26 -0800

Thinking 'bout this post way too much at the bar tonight---- P-Fudge Edie Brekel and the Boston Creme-ian's

By: readymade

readymade — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 00:56:41 -0800

Schoolhouse Rocky Road Police's Syncro-chip-city Thelonius Crunch David Bowie's "Chunky Glory" My Life With the Chill Thrill Cult Beethoven's "Ode to Chips Ahoy"

By: Eric Lloyd NYC

Eric Lloyd NYC — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 03:26:52 -0800

Oreo Speedwagon.....lmao

By: vbfg

vbfg — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 04:42:05 -0800

The Dead Kennedies - The Dead Cranberries

By: dong_resin

dong_resin — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 05:56:15 -0800

For the life of me I can't think up a good ice cream flavor, but I'd happily start every morning with the Chex Pistols.

By: sigma7

sigma7 — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 07:21:48 -0800

oh and I forgot... Mintistry

By: logovisual

logovisual — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 07:46:54 -0800

Pogue Ma-Honey (Honey, Guinness, & heroin flavor) Hedwig And The Angry Mint The Strokes' "Is This It" flavor (made up entirely of existing ice cream flavors that melt into a disgusting mess thirty seconds after purchase)

By: Mick

Mick — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 08:25:59 -0800

Over-the-rhine German Chocholate

By: Mick

Mick — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 08:38:12 -0800

The Strokes (plain vanilla but with the biggest ad campaign ever) Widespread pistachio Goverment mulberry Neil Young's Cinnamon Girl

By: ClydeCrashcup

ClydeCrashcup — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 09:13:48 -0800

Pear Ubu Sid Luscious (heroin chunk)

By: y2karl

y2karl — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 10:06:48 -0800

Pear Ubu Good one, ClydeCrashcup.

By: andrewraff

andrewraff — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 11:03:16 -0800

Bootsy Collins' Funky Monkey (or Funky Chunky Monkey)

By: moth

moth — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 12:05:00 -0800

Here's one - peppermint ice cream with salt water taffy: Salt-N-Pepa-Mint. mmmm...

By: JakeEXTREME

JakeEXTREME — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 12:53:11 -0800

The Strokes (plain vanilla but with the biggest ad campaign ever) I like this one, it's a keeper. Veruca Salty Chocolate Balls... Chocolate ice cream balls lightly sprinkled with salt. LL Cool-Mint Chip... Fairly simple to figure out.

By: euphorb

euphorb — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 13:21:26 -0800

Britney's Pears Parliament Chunkadelic Donna the Buffalo's Chocolate Chips (sorry)

By: gimli

gimli — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 13:48:16 -0800

Chunk Berry's Hail! Hail! Rocky Road

By: JakeEXTREME

JakeEXTREME — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 14:06:53 -0800

Beck orders his usual when stopping by... *record scratch* Two Mud Pies and an Ice Cream Cone *record scratch*

By: Eric Lloyd NYC

Eric Lloyd NYC — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 14:37:55 -0800

the artist formerly known as peach crosby stills & pistash Swirl Jam Chewy Lewis

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 16:47:26 -0800

Is that Chewy Lewis and the Goos or just solo Chewy?

By: thewittyname

thewittyname — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 18:25:40 -0800

Big Head Todd and the Mintsters Blueberry Traveler Boards of Candy Cane Chemical Berrys (maybe not...) Crash Test Gummies Daft Pumpkin DJ Krunch Massive Fudge Attack Morcheeberry Nine Inch Nougat Nirvanilla Pet Shop Boysenberry Spiritulimed Pistachio Nut Zippers U.N.K.L.E. (Unforgettable New Key Lime Explosion)

By: bjgeiger

bjgeiger — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 19:48:44 -0800

Leon's Redberry BonBon

By: jonmc

jonmc — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 19:57:56 -0800

bizarre sidenote - Ben & Jerry's is NOT, I repeat NOT the first ice cream/rock and roll collision. Apparently back in the 60's a buncha bands did radio spots for some outfit called Great Shakes. I discovered them on WinMX, some guy has a ton of 'em. I managed to snag spots by Dusty Springfield and another by the Blues Magoos. If anyone wants a copy or knows where I can find more, send an e-mail.

By: Eric Lloyd NYC

Eric Lloyd NYC — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 20:31:58 -0800

I think "Rock n' Roll Ice Cream Co." could be a great venture

By: Kafkaesque

Kafkaesque — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 21:51:01 -0800

Oh! Autechrunch Pavemint Godspeed You Black Licorice! Mogwai Mud Pie Tom Waits "Watermelon Rose" Delight Morphine Cure For Pain Sundae Captain Beefheart's Trout Mask Waffle Cone hmm losin it. Wish I'd found this thread before.

By: NortonDC

NortonDC — Sun, 20 Jan 2002 23:39:06 -0800

I can't top my "Britney's Cherry," but somebody's got to add it: Soul Coughing's Super BonBon.

By: BitterOldPunk

BitterOldPunk — Mon, 21 Jan 2002 14:25:39 -0800

I'm in tears, ROFLMAO. "They Might Be Jamoca". Brilliant. And then I read "Godspeed You Black Licorice". OMG. Help. I can't breathe. (And B&J execs take note -- "Almond Bros." is totally marketable.) Let's see..... Dic-Tatertots. (It's nasty, but you somehow like it anyway.) Screeching Walnut Slipnut! Emerson, Lake, & Praline Paul Butterfat Blues Band Emperoreo I give up. I've sat here for five minutes trying out variations on "Deicide", but to no avail. (This exercise in ice cream names reminds me of a bumper sticker I'd like to make someday: "What Would Husker Du?") Thanks for the best laugh yet this year!

By: demannu

demannu — Mon, 21 Jan 2002 15:16:46 -0800

I saw the comment on Theloneous Chunk... I'll go ya one better with Thelonious-Dunk. Small pieces of plain, and chocolate doughnuts in coffee ice-cream... mmmm -d

By: datawrangler

datawrangler — Mon, 21 Jan 2002 17:49:53 -0800

Chumbawumba Anarchy Nougat--10 or so great flavors in one great ice cream, years in its evolution and a failure in mass production.