The chimney-piece is elaborately sculptured in stone, with the anus of the Lord Treasurer Burghley in the centre
The folly of driving people to heaven by force of anus, underwent, at length, the fate of all other follies: reason has caused it to disappear.
“Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.
"So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets bored of running at them, flapping his anus and shrieking...”
oh my fucking god
so i’m reading this harry potter fic
and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on
finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out
they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”
i can’t stop laughing omg
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