Panda Porn:

April 21, 2000 2:01 PM

Panda Porn: ``As part of the pandas' education, we make those which are sexually inept watch videos of other pandas having sex...''
posted by evhead (5 comments total)

This really isn't worth commenting on. So I'll just point that out myself, here, to save someone else the trouble. I only posted it, cuz I wanted to write "Panda Porn." Move along...
posted by evhead at 2:02 PM on April 21, 2000

Hmmmmmmm...... ;-)

Actually, I think that if it helps them mate, and therefore stops them from becoming extinct, then great.
posted by tomcosgrave at 3:09 PM on April 21, 2000

It's not obvious that their visual systems are capable of relating flat pictures moving on a flat screen to anything real.

For instance, some dogs don't recognize themselves in mirrors, which is far more realistic.
posted by Steven Den Beste at 4:53 PM on April 21, 2000

Are you suggesting a run with live panda sex?
posted by gleemax at 7:50 PM on April 21, 2000

They're giving the Pandas Viagra too. Let's hope it works!
posted by alienation at 11:11 AM on April 23, 2000