Rule 1: Never flush while sitting. You must check to make sure all the internal parts remained internal before you flush. posted by mr_crash_davis at 10:59 AM on January 25, 2002
"Cabin crews are generally on the look-out for passengers who remain locked in plane toilets, in case they are smoking or engaging in other forbidden activities. "
Hmmm... whatever could they be talking about.
Just the thought of being stuck to a toilet at 30,000 (or whatever) feet gives me the shivers. Obviously she wasn't claustrophobic. posted by heybate at 11:21 AM on January 25, 2002
It really makes me feel better that the article ends with "It is rare for a passenger to remain in a toilet against his or her will."
Rule 1: Never flush while sitting. You must check to make sure all the internal parts remained internal before you flush.
This reminds me of a joke: Sven and Olgy go hunting in the woods. They shoot a deer and prepare it for cooking. Sven walks off to go to the bathroom behind a tree. Olgy sneaks up behind him and under him places the innards of the deer before scurrying away.
A minute later, Sven comes running back to Olgy.
"OLGY, OLGY! I shit my brains out! But by the grace of God and these two fingers, I put them all back!" posted by thebigpoop at 11:37 AM on January 25, 2002
This has showed up as a FPP 3 times now.
Guess we're kind of stuck on it. posted by yesster at 11:47 AM on January 25, 2002
Where? posted by swift at 11:49 AM on January 25, 2002
engaging in other forbidden activities.
Why is sex in a airplane/train lavatory not allowed? I've been busted on it (before really getting going, BTW), and I don't see what the problem is. Honestly. posted by msacheson at 11:59 AM on January 25, 2002
swift - I can't find it, but this is an old story - I know its been FPP'd here before, but damned if I can find it.
Besides, I thought everyone would pay more attention to the punchline of my post. "stuck on it" -- get it! hah! "stuck on it" -- I kill me. posted by yesster at 12:07 PM on January 25, 2002
This is a story from Tuesday.
You suck.
Get it! Haha! posted by swift at 12:11 PM on January 25, 2002
Pretty vacuous if you ask me. posted by Kafkaesque at 12:30 PM on January 25, 2002
Someone has to ask, was her ass covered in that blue dye? posted by skallas at 12:36 PM on January 25, 2002
although i'm sure being stuck was bad, at least all of her internal organs stayed inside. posted by rorycberger at 12:47 PM on January 25, 2002
Thanks alot, people. Now my ass feels all...*tingly*...and I'm picturing myself walking around dragging my colon behind me. posted by ColdChef at 12:51 PM on January 25, 2002
Talk about a high colonic. posted by Kafkaesque at 12:53 PM on January 25, 2002
I think that would be a low colonic (get it, wink wink) posted by wsfinkel at 12:58 PM on January 25, 2002
Did she end up with a huge toilet-shaped hickey? posted by nagchampa at 1:57 PM on January 25, 2002
Who the heck presses the flush button before standing up, that's what I want to know!
posted by mr_crash_davis at 10:59 AM on January 25, 2002