Woman gets stuck to airline toilet for two hours.
January 25, 2002 10:51 AM   Subscribe

Woman gets stuck to airline toilet for two hours. The American woman used the toilet, but pushed the flush button before standing up.
posted by swift (18 comments total)
 
Rule 1: Never flush while sitting. You must check to make sure all the internal parts remained internal before you flush.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 10:59 AM on January 25, 2002


"Cabin crews are generally on the look-out for passengers who remain locked in plane toilets, in case they are smoking or engaging in other forbidden activities. "

Hmmm... whatever could they be talking about.

Just the thought of being stuck to a toilet at 30,000 (or whatever) feet gives me the shivers. Obviously she wasn't claustrophobic.
posted by heybate at 11:21 AM on January 25, 2002


It really makes me feel better that the article ends with "It is rare for a passenger to remain in a toilet against his or her will."

I'm so glad.
posted by MeetMegan at 11:23 AM on January 25, 2002


Rule 1: Never flush while sitting. You must check to make sure all the internal parts remained internal before you flush.

This reminds me of a joke: Sven and Olgy go hunting in the woods. They shoot a deer and prepare it for cooking. Sven walks off to go to the bathroom behind a tree. Olgy sneaks up behind him and under him places the innards of the deer before scurrying away.

A minute later, Sven comes running back to Olgy.

"OLGY, OLGY! I shit my brains out! But by the grace of God and these two fingers, I put them all back!"
posted by thebigpoop at 11:37 AM on January 25, 2002


This has showed up as a FPP 3 times now.

Guess we're kind of stuck on it.
posted by yesster at 11:47 AM on January 25, 2002


Where?
posted by swift at 11:49 AM on January 25, 2002


engaging in other forbidden activities.

Why is sex in a airplane/train lavatory not allowed? I've been busted on it (before really getting going, BTW), and I don't see what the problem is. Honestly.
posted by msacheson at 11:59 AM on January 25, 2002


swift - I can't find it, but this is an old story - I know its been FPP'd here before, but damned if I can find it.

Besides, I thought everyone would pay more attention to the punchline of my post. "stuck on it" -- get it! hah! "stuck on it" -- I kill me.
posted by yesster at 12:07 PM on January 25, 2002


This is a story from Tuesday.

You suck.

Get it! Haha!
posted by swift at 12:11 PM on January 25, 2002


Pretty vacuous if you ask me.
posted by Kafkaesque at 12:30 PM on January 25, 2002


Someone has to ask, was her ass covered in that blue dye?
posted by skallas at 12:36 PM on January 25, 2002


although i'm sure being stuck was bad, at least all of her internal organs stayed inside.
posted by rorycberger at 12:47 PM on January 25, 2002


Thanks alot, people. Now my ass feels all...*tingly*...and I'm picturing myself walking around dragging my colon behind me.
posted by ColdChef at 12:51 PM on January 25, 2002


Talk about a high colonic.
posted by Kafkaesque at 12:53 PM on January 25, 2002


I think that would be a low colonic (get it, wink wink)
posted by wsfinkel at 12:58 PM on January 25, 2002


Did she end up with a huge toilet-shaped hickey?
posted by nagchampa at 1:57 PM on January 25, 2002


Who the heck presses the flush button before standing up, that's what I want to know!

Ash.
posted by aeschenkarnos at 6:36 PM on January 25, 2002


I'll never be able to reread Robert Heinlein's "Gentlemen, Be Seated" again. Oook.
posted by realjanetkagan at 7:21 PM on January 25, 2002


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