Slug Solos
August 4, 2014 9:23 AM   Subscribe

 
those poor slugs
posted by idiopath at 9:29 AM on August 4, 2014 [1 favorite]


those poor slugs

B.B. King's is getting some love.
posted by sallybrown at 9:30 AM on August 4, 2014


I'm pretty sure these are all photoshopped.
posted by Daddy-O at 9:41 AM on August 4, 2014 [20 favorites]


I'm pretty sure these are all photoshopped.

Who do you think was originally holding the giant slugs?
posted by yoink at 9:43 AM on August 4, 2014 [12 favorites]


I thought this was just going to be a boring collection of guitarface images, but it is so so much more.
posted by Rock Steady at 9:47 AM on August 4, 2014


Este Haim Bassface + Slug

A+++ Would click again.
posted by eyeballkid at 9:51 AM on August 4, 2014 [4 favorites]


these people don't know who joe walsh is?
posted by MisantropicPainforest at 9:57 AM on August 4, 2014


Seems a bit of a stretch on some.
posted by jeffamaphone at 9:58 AM on August 4, 2014


Regular sized slugs, guitarists just tend to be really tiny. They look bigger up on stage.
posted by 2bucksplus at 10:05 AM on August 4, 2014 [3 favorites]


I love this
posted by threeants at 10:06 AM on August 4, 2014


nuts, I was hoping there would be an Iggy Pop one so I could pull out my Mollusc for Life joke.
posted by threeants at 10:07 AM on August 4, 2014 [6 favorites]


*requests "Classical Gastropod"*
posted by Atom Eyes at 10:09 AM on August 4, 2014 [6 favorites]


I just realized these are by the same person who did the Ignore Hitler series in Draw Something, discussed here previously.
posted by exogenous at 10:15 AM on August 4, 2014 [1 favorite]


I'm pretty sure these are all photoshopped.

Rats, I just realized the perfect response to this would have been "so you're taking these with a grain of salt?" #espritdescargot
posted by yoink at 10:50 AM on August 4, 2014 [8 favorites]


This is great. My wife started a similar Tumblr with the cream of a facebook group she started: Hungry Hungry Musicians.
posted by lumpenprole at 10:56 AM on August 4, 2014


In the case of Carlos Santana, this is technically known as his "The Pain of the Universe in In My Guitar - Face". I don't think he could play a note without making that face; at least not one of his trademark two-bars-plus-a-dotted-quarter-note bends.

Here he is at Woodstock | 45 years ago this month | making that same face.

And if you ever had any doubt, the "Pain of the Unverse Is Also in My Maracas"!
 
posted by Herodios at 11:02 AM on August 4, 2014 [2 favorites]


cuz tramps like us / baby we were born to slowly undulate in a general direction
posted by threeants at 11:03 AM on August 4, 2014 [4 favorites]


Well, it's no BassDogs...

But slugs? I'd guess Sluggo would have an opinion...
posted by oneswellfoop at 11:15 AM on August 4, 2014 [1 favorite]


"Need to be able to grimace musically"
posted by Greg_Ace at 12:02 PM on August 4, 2014 [1 favorite]


I think presupposing the slug ignores those like David Gilmour who look like they've just smelled something really awful when they solo.
posted by ob1quixote at 12:28 PM on August 4, 2014


Oh, man, there's a local musician we love but whom we've been (affectionately) mocking since the first time we saw him. "You gonna make that much guitar-face, you better play that much guitar!"
posted by Lexica at 12:31 PM on August 4, 2014 [5 favorites]


That's bananas.
posted by benito.strauss at 1:06 PM on August 4, 2014 [3 favorites]


laughed so hard i hurt myself
posted by nadawi at 2:08 PM on August 4, 2014


And next summer, they'll all be touring together on a show billed as...wait for it...Slugfest!
posted by Nat "King" Cole Porter Wagoner at 4:25 PM on August 4, 2014


Born 2 Slug
posted by angerbot at 4:54 PM on August 4, 2014 [1 favorite]


Dang.. This comes only two days after the Blueberry Arts Festival, the big public summer celebration in the little town in which I live. The festival already includes both slug-related events and a "battle of the bands." I definitely have to put this forward as evidence that next year those events should be combined.
posted by Nerd of the North at 5:30 PM on August 4, 2014


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