Comments on: Comments on 14167

Post number 14167

adampsyche — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 12:58:33 -0800

Want cream with that coffee? Thank god I bring my own. In a sealed thermos, thank you. Link via BKO.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 13:18:13 -0800

No thanks, I take mine black.

By: machaus

machaus — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 13:25:25 -0800

paging Dr. Dong_Resin, you are needed in room 14167, paging Dr. Resin.

By: briank

briank — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 13:38:55 -0800

Adds a whole new meaning to the expression "non-dairy creamer".

By: Cyrano

Cyrano — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 13:41:25 -0800

Adds a whole new meaning to the expression "non-dairy creamer". Man, you knew that was coming...

By: pardonyou?

pardonyou? — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 13:42:22 -0800

New Starbucks® flavor: espresso with double shot of protein-enriched procreation syrup.

By: briank

briank — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 13:44:17 -0800

Man, you knew that was coming... ba-da-boom-ching! Thank you folks, I'll be here all week.

By: Kafkaesque

Kafkaesque — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 13:47:38 -0800

"Remember that waiter?" "Jean-Luc?" "Funny. Every time I drink coffee I think of him."

By: lescour

lescour — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 13:48:21 -0800

No thanks, I take mine black. like my men.

By: swift

swift — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 13:55:02 -0800

Didn't he burn himself? I mean, hot coffee...

By: msacheson

msacheson — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 13:55:50 -0800

Okay, I thought the story was gross, but I'll chime in with a movie quote from American Pie: "Stifler, how's the pale ale?" EEeeewww...now I need to take a shower or something.

By: eyere

eyere — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 13:59:56 -0800

is it just me or have I returned home to an alternate universe where mefi is utter shite? lift your game people please

By: danOstuporStar

danOstuporStar — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 14:04:41 -0800

i've heard of this sort of thing before ... the story of a slightly retarded (what's the PC term again?) temp worker doing exact same thing made it's way thru the email rounds. failed in my search for it on google. but did find this gem anyway, eyere kinda rite and now i'm ashamed.

By: Kafkaesque

Kafkaesque — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 14:05:05 -0800

Well, the fact that Spock has a goatee should have tipped you off right away, eyere.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 14:05:56 -0800

lift your game people Yeah, people. Show some spunk, whydon'tcha?

By: adampsyche

adampsyche — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 14:07:47 -0800

I wonder what he did to the telephones. No, I take that back. I don't want to know.

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 14:09:27 -0800

I want this on a tee shirt: (from DanO's link) "In the name of all that is against the establishment of corporate gangsters and the erection of edifices promoting the consumption of legalized amphetamines I hereby inseminate thee!"

By: eyere

eyere — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 14:09:29 -0800

danOstuporStar : I was kinda "right" member number 10259 respectfully turns in his badge

By: msacheson

msacheson — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 14:13:42 -0800

eyere....no, cum back!

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 14:15:21 -0800

Hmmm. I think his exit's a little premature.

By: computerface

computerface — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 14:22:42 -0800

Kafkaesque, That was funny heh heh!

By: Slagman

Slagman — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 14:23:01 -0800

Come, come. A little order.

By: Postroad

Postroad — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 14:42:15 -0800

Can you get pregnant from that kind of coffee?

By: ColdChef

ColdChef — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 14:47:31 -0800

Naw, you're thinking of Cafe Au Laid.

By: davehat

davehat — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 14:57:47 -0800

What I want to know is, does it mix nicely with the pus?

By: dong_resin

dong_resin — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 16:09:14 -0800

"Jean-Luc?" Good god, Kafka. You all may as well stop typing. it's not getting any more on the nose than that.

By: Nothing

Nothing — Fri, 25 Jan 2002 16:43:41 -0800

Homer: Sorry, I was looking for some sugar. Hank Scorpio: Sugar? Sure! [pulls handfuls of loose sugar from his pockets] Sorry it's not in packets..... you want some cream?" Homer: Errrrrr, no.