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Post number 14217

swell — Sun, 27 Jan 2002 14:54:01 -0800

When cruelty and holidays collide, the weak-willed find solace in self-pity and comfort foods. Despair, Inc. :-( (R) introduces BitterSweets, with messages like "LUV 2 STALK U" and "SEE OTHER PEOPLE".

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Sun, 27 Jan 2002 15:01:54 -0800

Is this company run by the loons from Crazy People? "SOLD OUT - BUY THE OTHER KIND! WE MAY OR MAY NOT PRODUCE MORE OF THESE NAPPY-TASTING THINGS, BUT WE'VE GOT HALF-A-TON OF THE OTHER KIND ON ORDER." Talk about truth in advertising.

By: rhyax

rhyax — Sun, 27 Jan 2002 15:14:32 -0800

that site is great, i especially like this part

By: Su

Su — Sun, 27 Jan 2002 15:18:33 -0800

Nice. Cool to see Despair expanding their um..."services."

By: SpecialK

SpecialK — Sun, 27 Jan 2002 15:37:54 -0800

Oh, god, this is great. Perfect valentine's gift for a girl that's as sarcastic and cynical as I am.

By: bryanboyer

bryanboyer — Sun, 27 Jan 2002 18:25:42 -0800

Maura what?

By: Kafkaesque

Kafkaesque — Sun, 27 Jan 2002 19:02:55 -0800

Yeah. Despair makes some fun stuff. But wait till you see Delerium's chocolate assortment...not to mention Desire's forbidden confectionaries. Death is more prone to pigeon food.

By: Eric Lloyd NYC

Eric Lloyd NYC — Sun, 27 Jan 2002 19:11:34 -0800

They ran out of antacid flavored, what a shame!

By: lotsofno

lotsofno — Sun, 27 Jan 2002 19:39:23 -0800

woohoo! sandman reference! i'm actually considering buying some of these, to give to a girl who i used to like but had a habit of hating guys. yes, i'm encouraging her meanness, but if no one can have her.... mwahahaha!

By: j.edwards

j.edwards — Sun, 27 Jan 2002 21:48:40 -0800

woohoo! sandman reference! Sweet. *smacks self with pun* *exchanges sarcastic candy for hell itself*

By: meep

meep — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 04:02:00 -0800

I remember seeing these on MST3K, featured in the episode "Warrior of the Lost World", with such pleasant thoughts as "STILL MAD", "GET OUT", and "MY NEEDS". To make these go down easier, the hearts were antacids.

By: maura

maura — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 05:57:12 -0800

this merchandise is totally not licensed!!!!!!

By: dagnyscott

dagnyscott — Tue, 29 Jan 2002 07:20:18 -0800

Maybe if they were accompanied by Ben Folds Five's "Song for the Dumped" ...