Monty Burns: “This sentimental motherfucker just cost us money.”
Principal Skinner: “You put a textbook in front of these kids, put a problem on the blackboard, teach them every problem in some statewide test, it won’t matter. None of it. ‘Cause they’re not learning for our world; they’re learning for theirs.”
Lisa: “A life, Jimmy. It’s the shit that happens while you wait for moments that never come.”
Marge: Now, be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.
Lisa: What are we gonna have?
Homer: Well that depends on what your teachers say. If both of you have been good, pizza. If you've been bad, um... let's see, poison.
Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
Bart: Poison pizza.
Homer: Oh no, I'm not making two stops.
The king has been to Austin Friars to dine, so it is not unpossible that one day he may call in for an afternoon on the court. (p.63)
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