Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its Ace or Gary disguised as Superman!

January 27, 2002 10:30 PM

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, its Ace or Gary disguised as Superman! If you thought Peter Pan was a few apples short, then check then keep reading. "... Several brave heroes in spandex ventured to pose in their superhero outfits little did they know what was waiting for them!"

The bondage Spiderman is whack yo! I just want to know where's the Wolverine to torch a blunt and get the freak on?
posted by Brilliantcrank (6 comments total)

Hey, dude, it takes all kinds. Although I am relieved to find that I wasn't turned on at all by this site.

My favorite? DareDevil relaxes at a party after a long day of crime-fighting. I can so relate.
posted by chicobangs at 10:52 PM on January 27, 2002 [1 favorite]

It wouldn't be as bad (which it is) if some of these "heroes" were at least in shape. As it is, I am now hysterically blind for the moment.
posted by owillis at 12:01 AM on January 28, 2002

This could be the guy sitting next to me on the train in the morning, so i think ill stand from now on - runnnnn away
posted by monkeyJuice at 2:43 AM on January 28, 2002

I could've lived *really* contentedly without ever seeing this stuff.

Although I guess at least now we know how William Shatner, America's Favorite Portly Action Hero©, spends his weekends.
posted by verdezza at 5:00 AM on January 28, 2002

This is just so sad.
posted by spinifex at 5:59 AM on January 28, 2002

My eyes are bleeding.
posted by Jonasio at 8:06 AM on January 28, 2002