Nude Portraits: SFW
August 27, 2014 2:20 PM   Subscribe


 
Wait am I missing some secret arrow link or are there only 4? I want more of these!
posted by phunniemee at 2:23 PM on August 27, 2014 [1 favorite]


I really hope he is still wearing the boots from the logo. Making him less nude but 100% more awesome. (everyone is more awesome naked except for hiking boots)
posted by poe at 2:23 PM on August 27, 2014 [1 favorite]


Variations on the theme of "I can't quite believe this is actually happening."
posted by justsomebodythatyouusedtoknow at 2:25 PM on August 27, 2014


That's odd, these don't look like photos of people barely restraining their animal lust at all. Is he totally sure he's nude?
posted by griphus at 2:25 PM on August 27, 2014 [3 favorites]


Wait am I missing some secret arrow link or are there only 4? I want more of these!

I know! Me too! We should take a MeFi road trip to Utah to help him out. Meanwhile, I think there's at least one more in his Instagram.
posted by DarlingBri at 2:30 PM on August 27, 2014 [1 favorite]


This is the reaction I typically get too.
posted by mrbigmuscles at 2:32 PM on August 27, 2014 [1 favorite]


This is a dumb comment in the sense that I, the commenter, am dumb, while the comment is not.
posted by notme at 2:38 PM on August 27, 2014 [11 favorites]


LALALALALALALA I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOU
posted by medusa at 2:51 PM on August 27, 2014


Now I'm seeing nude portraits everywhere!

Nude portrait of Barack and Michelle Obama.

posted by Kabanos at 3:12 PM on August 27, 2014 [19 favorites]


This would be better if the photographer was getting tased at the same time as being nude.
posted by turbid dahlia at 3:14 PM on August 27, 2014 [8 favorites]


Oh I love this. What a simple idea but really fun.

hmmm I'm in Utah all the time. I wonder if he would be willing to meet someone outside somewhere like here or here and do this.
posted by barchan at 3:17 PM on August 27, 2014


Based on the reactions I'm picturing this guy standing there waggling his penis around, pendulum-style.

We're seeing the four stages of penis-waggling here: 1) attempt to ignore that it's happening, 2) skeptical appraisal, 3) acceptance/willingness to just roll with it, and 4) the "no, no this is far too silly" inevitable endgame.
posted by phunniemee at 3:20 PM on August 27, 2014 [3 favorites]


I love this idea. I think my video project will be nothing but still lives while the camerapeople have sex just out of eyeshot.
posted by xingcat at 4:00 PM on August 27, 2014 [4 favorites]


The woman's expression in the third photo is a wonder of ambiguity.
posted by echocollate at 4:05 PM on August 27, 2014 [6 favorites]


These are fabulous. Thanks for posting.
posted by zennie at 4:25 PM on August 27, 2014


This is fantastic!
posted by lownote at 5:19 PM on August 27, 2014


The woman in the third photo... the expression in her eyes, is just wonderful!
posted by greenhornet at 5:33 PM on August 27, 2014


Ha! I love these, especially the :< face, and wish there were more.
posted by Drexen at 4:54 AM on August 28, 2014


The discussion about the expression on Subject #3's face here at Metafilter is much more sophisticated than the one they had over at Reddit.
posted by nanojath at 12:07 PM on August 28, 2014 [1 favorite]


The discussion about the expression on Subject #3's face here at Metafilter is much more sophisticated than the one they had over at Reddit.

This is my surprised face.
posted by DarlingBri at 1:40 PM on August 28, 2014


This is my surprised face.

Yeah you would not want to hear what reddit had to say about your surprised face.
posted by nanojath at 7:56 PM on August 30, 2014 [1 favorite]


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