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Post number 14244

Bag Man — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 11:34:06 -0800

Have seen Satan lately? Or written any good anti-Satan poetry lately? If so, here's a website for you. If I were the Dark Lord I'd be shaking in my boots!

By: Niahmas

Niahmas — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 11:54:05 -0800

Ohh Watch out for that Hot Sauce.

By: banished

banished — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 12:00:43 -0800

My Song of the week... Rolling Stones - Sympathy for the Devil

By: Dark Messiah

Dark Messiah — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 12:16:11 -0800

Why would I want to stop Satan!? "All the best bands are affiliated with Satan"!

By: Sinner

Sinner — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 12:41:44 -0800

Satan's already been banned in a small Florida town. [This link from the St. Petersburg Times, but originally reported (4.3 M Realvideo) by The Daily Show.]

By: mr_roboto

mr_roboto — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 12:46:51 -0800

The line between satire and life continues to grow thinner. Me, I'm guessing this is satire. Some ways to protect yourself from satan : - Keep a package of epsom salt handy (satan hates epsom salt) - Do not eat chicken picante - Do not go near chicken picante - Do not go to Palm Springs with strangers - Avoid looking at spinning or flashing strobe lights - Do not go into the "disco" section of electronics stores where strobe & other flashing lights are typically on display - Completely avoid all black clothing & accessories - Avoid the following materials : pvc, latex, liquid latex, nylon, fishnet, and spandex

By: grabbingsand

grabbingsand — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 13:10:46 -0800

i don't know about chicken picante, but in atlanta, we already know the perils of mexican-themed dining.

By: Hildago

Hildago — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 14:47:33 -0800

Why? Asks the homosexual dressed in ladies clothes and carrying a log of wood. Anybody care to offer an explanation of this line? It's got me totally confused. I'm not up on gay culture.. Unless this is referring to the traditional Scottish competition of strength and skill known as the caber toss, wherein men wear kilts and carry huge wooden logs. Is this sport popular in the gay community, by and large? Why haven't I seen it on Will and Grace?!

By: rhyax

rhyax — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 14:55:10 -0800

i am gay, and while i have carried a log before, it was while i was camping, and i wasn't wearing a dress. i don't know, maybe if you do you call satan or something. like a secret code!

By: UncleFes

UncleFes — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 15:07:25 -0800

Have seen Satan lately? Satan? SATAN? Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn! ::crickets::

By: Hildago

Hildago — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 15:20:22 -0800

Rhyax -- Hmm, that's a tough one. Maybe you carried the log to a bonfire, which you in turn used to summon satan? Try to remember back to that day.

By: hellinskira

hellinskira — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 16:27:26 -0800

It depends on where you are carrying the log.

By: Kafkaesque

Kafkaesque — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 16:35:03 -0800

I think the log thing is an extremely convoluted Twin Peaks reference that somehow confused the Log Lady with Agent Mulder is his brief cross-dressing stint. But, you know, I could be wrong.

By: y2karl

y2karl — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 16:38:31 -0800

- Completely avoid all black clothing & accessories I guess we know what this tells us about rebeccablood.

By: rhyax

rhyax — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 18:04:44 -0800

well, i know i was carrying the log to a fire, and then i had to burn jesus, err i mean the wood... then i was dancing and there was a dress..... and something horrible came from the fire!!! AARRrrgghhh......... This is Satan, rhyax had to go.

By: sacre_bleu

sacre_bleu — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 18:32:27 -0800

I saw Satan just the other night. Neat little goatee.

By: Hildago

Hildago — Mon, 28 Jan 2002 19:54:35 -0800

Well, you can stop satan, but you can't stop his disciples.

By: droob

droob — Tue, 29 Jan 2002 10:50:43 -0800

Yes, satire:

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