January 31, 2002

12:25 AM

Is this woman really America's Best Christian?
posted by croutonsupafreak (15 comments total)

A coworker emailed me this article about porn again Christians, and I was initially quite alarmed.
posted by croutonsupafreak at 12:34 AM on January 31, 2002

You know it's a big parody, right?
posted by mathowie at 12:45 AM on January 31, 2002

Um, yes. I guess I should have used sarcasm brackets. It's actually pretty silly.
posted by croutonsupafreak at 12:59 AM on January 31, 2002

a longstanding favorite. related: miss poppy's jesus makeover, "What Do Would Jesus..?"

and be sure to see what He has to say about fashion and what He has in store for us all this season.
posted by patricking at 1:02 AM on January 31, 2002

"Love the sinner, hate their clothes". Cool. :)
posted by vbfg at 2:17 AM on January 31, 2002

i took the quiz and guessed 100% correctly that the bible is full of self-contradiction
(all of the above was the answer for all the questions)
posted by juv3nal at 3:18 AM on January 31, 2002

Who IS this? I laughed, hard. There's a lot here.
posted by luser at 4:50 AM on January 31, 2002

I don't know if she's truly America's "best Christian" or not, but Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, James Dobson, Gary Bauer and Allan Keyes all agree: she's a real hottie!! :)
posted by nofundy at 5:12 AM on January 31, 2002

Betty Bowers eh? I myself find the Landover Baptist site funny sometimes as well. Both of these sites are connected. Check the mailbag section of this one for people who think its real!
posted by Keen at 5:21 AM on January 31, 2002

"How do we know he is a depraved homosexual? Well, he's English."
- from Betty's review of Harry Potter
posted by grabbingsand at 6:07 AM on January 31, 2002

Gosh if Lileks saw this link, he'd come running back and all would be forgiven. . .this made my morning!
posted by Danf at 7:49 AM on January 31, 2002

I like the voter guide. It could pass as a real guide, actually.
posted by BarneyFifesBullet at 8:46 AM on January 31, 2002

Is this woman really America's Best Christian?

Yes.
posted by verdezza at 9:08 AM on January 31, 2002

Landover fans won't want to miss this, or this. There's much more if you look around. Harry Hardwick is a Yahoo Christianity expert, for example, but I'm too lazy to find the link. Betty has a book coming out. Here's my favorite.
posted by pekar wood at 5:25 PM on January 31, 2002

Betty Bowers is from Chickenhead, www.chickenhead.com. check out their banner ad gallery.
posted by erogers at 8:46 AM on February 1, 2002