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Post number 14356

panopticon — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 18:52:34 -0800

Todd Ginsberg has counted all of his sneezes since 2000, and he averages about two a day.

By: panopticon

panopticon — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 18:54:31 -0800

What other bodily functions need to be counted?

By: hellinskira

hellinskira — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 19:05:11 -0800

My roommate and I did something similar to this during the month of May in 1998. I counted 30 and he had 31, but one of his was an assist, so we ended up equal. This was just an average, however...we were going for a control number, not our personal bests. Or worsts, I guess.

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 19:16:23 -0800

An assist? Can you, uh, explain that or something? I have this "Stockton to Malone" visual in my mind, but I don't see how it works with a sneeze.

By: hellinskira

hellinskira — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 19:26:32 -0800

I'm not talking about sneezes.

By: Neale

Neale — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 19:28:29 -0800

Best. Setup. Ever.

By: mrhappy

mrhappy — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 19:33:12 -0800

In other news: Todd Ginsberg a Finalist for the Turner Prize...

By: lotsofno

lotsofno — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 19:43:00 -0800

hellinskira, that was almost as good as the "no onion links on the front page" setup from a couple months ago.... you win today's #1 in the hood award.

By: Mapes

Mapes — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 19:49:16 -0800

Another strong contender.

By: hellinskira

hellinskira — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 19:53:10 -0800

I figured everyone knew that May was National Masturbation Month...

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 20:04:19 -0800

OK, I get it now. All right, everyone make fun of the Utahn for being naive.

By: G_Ask

G_Ask — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 21:21:07 -0800

Finally. A thread that includes the Utah Jazz and masturbation. It's about time.

By: manero

manero — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 22:25:16 -0800

yes virginia, some people DO keep track of how much they do it...

By: jacobw

jacobw — Thu, 31 Jan 2002 22:32:36 -0800

That is the oddest and funniest website I've seen in a while. Thanks manero!

By: youhas

youhas — Fri, 01 Feb 2002 02:15:39 -0800

Vaguely on-topic: UtahJazz masturbation is a Googlewhack. Well, 'cept that UtahJazz isn't a word, but you can't have everything.

By: BitterOldPunk

BitterOldPunk — Fri, 01 Feb 2002 06:33:44 -0800

I can't decide which thread is more irrelevant -- this one, or the Rosie O'Donnell one. ::::departs haughtily, nose aloft::::::

By: mr_crash_davis

mr_crash_davis — Fri, 01 Feb 2002 14:04:29 -0800

If Rosie O'Donnell counted masturbative episodes (a new phrase, I like it) then we could merge the threads. Would that make you less bitter? :P

By: BitterOldPunk

BitterOldPunk — Fri, 01 Feb 2002 14:08:14 -0800

Ewwwwww.