Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse
October 17, 2014 10:47 AM   Subscribe

"Preparedness 101: Zombie Pandemic" is an official publication by the Centers for Disease Control.
posted by Chocolate Pickle (5 comments total)

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Americans will find the idea of fighting off zombies much more palatable than fighting off desperate refugees fleeing food insecurity in the third world, but the skills pretty much directly transfer!
posted by Naberius at 10:55 AM on October 17, 2014 [2 favorites]


US soldiers unwilling to fire on infected citizens?
How . . . optimistic.
But I like the message.
This is probably a better use of our tax dollars than that Army video game was.
posted by Seamus at 11:08 AM on October 17, 2014


Nothing about headshots, or the importance of high ground (did I see them taking shelter in the basement!?), always knowing the two nearest exits, emergency amputation, improvised weaponry, efficiently raiding a pharmacy, defensive driving through a horde. . . I could go on.

Useless.
posted by General Tonic at 11:28 AM on October 17, 2014


Is this the ebola manual?
posted by kuatto at 11:46 AM on October 17, 2014


Double?
posted by hippybear at 11:50 AM on October 17, 2014


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