I own five hundred Moleskines.
October 22, 2014 1:15 AM   Subscribe

 
This identity-as-difference is shifting, soft, like a woman's body after cunnilingus. Like the word a priori. I’ve had sex before.

I don't even know what Twitter is really, but I'd follow this.
posted by philip-random at 1:33 AM on October 22, 2014 [1 favorite]


That was very mildlyinteresting.
posted by procrastinator at 1:57 AM on October 22, 2014


Is her cousin a gastroenterologist?
posted by chavenet at 1:59 AM on October 22, 2014 [11 favorites]


"To read-fuck a book is a process."

"Hey, bugbread, whatcha doin'?"
"Read-fucking a book."
posted by Bugbread at 2:01 AM on October 22, 2014 [8 favorites]




Heh, reminds me of this recipe from the Achewood Cookbook.
posted by weewooweewoo at 2:28 AM on October 22, 2014


Oh hey, it's that guy in your MFA.
posted by Pope Guilty at 3:26 AM on October 22, 2014 [10 favorites]


I lost it at the "She is a 42 year old woman. Soon she will be dead." in idiopath's link.
posted by Justinian at 3:32 AM on October 22, 2014 [3 favorites]


Justinian: "I lost it at the "She is a 42 year old woman. Soon she will be dead." in idiopath's link."

That seems less "hip writer" and more "Werner Herzog on any day of the week".
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 3:51 AM on October 22, 2014 [4 favorites]


My lab book is a precious little moleskin. My supervisor just doesn't understand me. I flick cigarette butts at her as I derive equations by scraping them into her office wall with a nail, permanence is truth.
posted by Stice at 4:29 AM on October 22, 2014 [5 favorites]


I didn't get this the first time is showed up.
posted by clvrmnky at 5:24 AM on October 22, 2014


She's a loner, Dottie, a rebel.
posted by jonmc at 5:24 AM on October 22, 2014 [9 favorites]


This is great and reminds me a little of the Bourbon Bastard, a character some people on Twitter made up and ran with.
posted by Rustic Etruscan at 5:35 AM on October 22, 2014 [1 favorite]


This is so perfect. It reminds me of someone, too.
posted by FirstMateKate at 7:11 AM on October 22, 2014


This needs to become a book. I'd read it while drinking expensive Japanese whiskey to nourish a habit that I do not have. All great writers are alcoholics even if they're not.
posted by I-baLL at 7:52 AM on October 22, 2014


Any word on whether this guy smokes clove cigarettes? or was that his older brother from the 90s--the College Radio DJ Who Has Definitely Smoked Weed And Will Explain Dub Reggae To You
posted by Potomac Avenue at 8:15 AM on October 22, 2014 [2 favorites]


Oh and this parody is 100% me at various times in my life, even a little now. Chuckle/wince.
posted by Potomac Avenue at 8:16 AM on October 22, 2014 [2 favorites]


"Oh and this parody is 100% me at various times in my life, even a little now. Chuckle/wince."

Okay then, let's hang out.
posted by I-baLL at 8:38 AM on October 22, 2014


Yeah, haha, let's laugh at this caricature who looks and sounds nothing like me at no point in my life ever.
posted by Tevin at 8:48 AM on October 22, 2014 [6 favorites]


Tevin: To me it seems like more of a character than a caricature. It sounds like someone who I'd want to hang out with but not be. Kinda like jon Lovitz's characters on SNL.
posted by I-baLL at 9:38 AM on October 22, 2014


Unreadable.
posted by Dr. Wu at 9:42 AM on October 22, 2014


the review itself is pretty spot on. I love how she doesn't feel confined by the one-to-five stars convention. I'm definitely going to fuck-read it right after i finish transcribing Gone Girl into ancient Greek.
posted by OHenryPacey at 9:53 AM on October 22, 2014 [1 favorite]


I only transcribe things into Koan Greek as I seem to have a natural predilection for translating clear and straightforward text into obscure and self-referencing zen riddles. Though I can only achieve this manner of tongue-play while listening to some Koine West.
posted by I-baLL at 11:03 AM on October 22, 2014


As others can attest, this feels pretty familiar. My early twenty something self was insufferable.
posted by Strange_Robinson at 12:33 PM on October 22, 2014


"The faceless body in my bed this morning had a name when we’d fallen into bed together, I was sure of it. "

Love this line.
posted by Gwynarra at 1:17 PM on October 22, 2014 [1 favorite]


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