What It’s Like To Be Stoned At The Grocery Store
October 22, 2014 7:13 AM   Subscribe

 
Can confirm.

That was well done and pretty funny.
posted by sandettie light vessel automatic at 7:22 AM on October 22, 2014 [7 favorites]




My initial thought was to wonder what one could do at a grocery store to merit this immediate and barbaric form of capital punishment. Violate the sabbath? Commit adultery?

I may have studied the Old Testament/Hebrew Bible too much...
posted by randomkeystrike at 7:33 AM on October 22, 2014 [15 favorites]


This did take me back to my sadly wasted university days.
posted by Nevin at 7:38 AM on October 22, 2014


You don't drive while you're stoned.

You also don't cook, especially something like eggs that requires a firm grasp on time. You order delivery. Like maybe Chinese? Some mongolia beef and fried rice, and maybe some Lo Mein or, ooh, those disgusting cream cheese wontons that are about as Chinese as I am? Maybe three, no five orders? Or there's also that industrial-sized tub of pistachio gelato from Costco. Maybe that would be easier.

But definitely don't drive.
posted by bibliowench at 7:43 AM on October 22, 2014 [18 favorites]


I just mentally edited the driving parts out. Then the video was very easy to enjoy.
posted by Nevin at 7:44 AM on October 22, 2014 [2 favorites]


Being drunk at the supermarket is pretty much the same, except the paranoia gets replaced with stumbling and dropping things. You still buy way too many frozen pizzas and forget the eggs, though.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 7:44 AM on October 22, 2014 [5 favorites]


This is why I go stoned-shopping with a list. Doesn't prevent me from coming home with those little pellets that you put in water and POOF, you get a sponge pterodactyl, but I do come home with the stuff I went out for in the first place. The sponge pterodactyl is just a nice surprise for future me.

(I had to learn the hard way not to go to the store while stoned with my little pouch of laundry quarters in my purse, because if I do that, I will definitely come home with a purse full of tiny plastic Domokun figurines from the gumball machine, and I will not be able to do any laundry. )
posted by palomar at 7:50 AM on October 22, 2014 [32 favorites]


I can't watch the video because I'm at work but I remember when they converted our local Stop and Shop (the very same one mentioned in that Jonathon Richman song) into a Super Stop and Shop and it was a really BIG EVENT in our town. The very first time I entered the Super Stop and Shop me and a buddy were stoned off our ass.

As we walked in my friend met another guy he knew and he asked "What's it like in there?" and his friend said "Oh, man. It's WILD!"

Walking in, high as a kite, into this new, improved grocery store was like entering Narnia or something. We marveled at the bright lights, the salad bar, the new meat counter, the freakin' OLIVE BAR, and everything else. We must have walked through the aisles for an hour. Everything was fresh and new and... WILD, man!

Now I go into the same store and it's just a stupid grocery store with grumpy employees and bad produce.

We sure were dumb stoners back then.
posted by bondcliff at 8:01 AM on October 22, 2014 [10 favorites]


This is why I go stoned-shopping with a list.

Sure, but how long did it take to assemble the list? I knew a Math major in college that tried to create a formula that would give an approximation of the time it takes to generate a 'reasonably complete' list based on the number of stoned people involved in the project. IIRC, once the number of people involved exceeded five, the time to complete the list exceeded the maximum time people can stay alive without food.
posted by chambers at 8:01 AM on October 22, 2014 [20 favorites]


During my tenure working at a Fancy Grocery store, this was pretty easy to spot. And also endless fun. Most people were just fine, and super chill. Twentysomethings stoned shopping in close in SE Portland is just part of day to day life. One of our store managers loved following them around in plainclothes, just staring at them, or saddling up next to them and whispering stuff…just generally fucking with them.

But, I worked in the produce section, so we had our own ways to spot these kids. Any two people clustered around the Dragon Fruit got put into the category "High or Naturally Curious." If they picked up one for purchase (or jesus christ one time a guy picked up like, seven of them), they immediately got thrown in the "Nope. Just high" category, because those motherfuckers were like 8 bucks a pop. But they sure do look really nice.
posted by furnace.heart at 8:09 AM on October 22, 2014 [16 favorites]


They missed a couple of types I always seem to encounter in the supermarket (stoned or not): "Mission:Impossible" guy on the phone with his significant other ("I'm at the canned tomatoes, what are my instructions?"), or the woman pondering the Kierkegaard-ian ironies of Count Chocula -- inevitably standing directly in front of and blocking me from what I want to get. They definitely up the weirdness quotient.

Also, never try to buy toothpaste while stoned -- it's a fools errand.
posted by CosmicRayCharles at 8:10 AM on October 22, 2014 [12 favorites]


See also: Parquet Courts' song "Stoned and Starving."
posted by bookish at 8:16 AM on October 22, 2014 [1 favorite]


The grocery store is easy once you get used to it. Walmart, however...
posted by Cookiebastard at 8:22 AM on October 22, 2014


I'm a very occasional toker, so you'd think I'd be paranoid and nonfunctional while high, but I've never, ever been paranoid, even when high enough to stop and start time by closing or opening my eyes. I actually really enjoy getting high and doing stuff like shopping.

The only difficulty is that do you have any idea how many varieties of Chips Ahoy there are? At least a hundred. I mean, how do you decide? You can't buy them all because you only have two arms, you're not an octopus. What if you had suckers, though? Could you stick more packages of Chips Ahoy to your suckers? I wonder if I have suckers on my arms. Wait, am I an octopus? How can I breathe air? Am I underwater? Wouldn't the cookies be soggy? Maybe I'm under milk.
posted by uncleozzy at 8:26 AM on October 22, 2014 [59 favorites]


Sure, but how long did it take to assemble the list?

Honestly, not that long. But I'm one of those weird stoners that likes to do mundane tasks while I'm stoned, like steam-cleaning a friend's carpets, so making a quick list while high as a kite isn't too hard for me.
posted by palomar at 8:28 AM on October 22, 2014


Maybe I'm under milk.

That's it, thread over. You win.
posted by nzero at 8:37 AM on October 22, 2014 [3 favorites]


man, what isn't it like being stoned at the grocery store???
posted by boo_radley at 8:38 AM on October 22, 2014 [4 favorites]


Many years ago I went to an IKEA under the influence of something most often used in a veterinary context. THE MISSION was a new bed and a chest of drawers, a coffee table, can't remember what else.

My then-boyfriend and I wandered around for something like five hours goggling at the colours and occasionally flopping down on something soft. Three of those hours, we think, were spent going in circles like Frodo and Sam in the Emyn Muil, only more stumbly.

I bought some candle holders. Then we went home and en route stumbled into a fantastic Italian restaurant that I have never been able to find since.

Mentally editing the whole driving stoned part? Everybody drives stoned. Just go two miles over the speed limit and use your directionals. Also works for drunk driving.

Please don't ever do either of these things. I'm one of the soft squishy meatbags that will lose in a confrontation with you in your armour-plated death machine when you mess up.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 8:39 AM on October 22, 2014 [12 favorites]


And that, kiddies, is why I never do pot.

Don't do drugs, kids, unless you enjoy the effects.
posted by IAmBroom at 8:40 AM on October 22, 2014 [1 favorite]


i mean have u ever really looked at your hams

really looked at them
posted by boo_radley at 8:40 AM on October 22, 2014 [19 favorites]


My initial thought was to wonder what one could do at a grocery store to merit this immediate and barbaric form of capital punishment. Violate the sabbath? Commit adultery?

"I only said that seafood display looks good enough for Jehovah!"
posted by Greg_Ace at 8:41 AM on October 22, 2014 [11 favorites]


Many years ago I went to an IKEA under the influence of something most often used in a veterinary context.

A cone of shame?
posted by zippy at 8:43 AM on October 22, 2014 [45 favorites]


The grocery store is easy once you get used to it. Walmart, however...


I don't even smoke anymore, but stoned at Walmart sounds like one of those really specific Chinese hells.


The Hell of Being Stoned at Walmart.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 8:43 AM on October 22, 2014 [20 favorites]


Not unlike the scene in A Serious Man where the main character's son gets stoned at his Bar Mitzvah.
posted by The Card Cheat at 8:45 AM on October 22, 2014 [3 favorites]


Man, remind me to never ask you people to run errands while stoed y'all are useless at it.
posted by The Whelk at 8:46 AM on October 22, 2014


The only difficulty is that do you have any idea how many varieties of Chips Ahoy there are?

Not that many, as long as you remember that ALL the Chewy ones taste exactly the same: like stale sugar and sadness.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 8:47 AM on October 22, 2014 [3 favorites]


Oh, and never go into the back lobby of a Burger King late at night when you're on acid. All the chairs were up and the legs were mad at me.

Fucking chair legs are assholes.
posted by bondcliff at 8:48 AM on October 22, 2014 [20 favorites]


"One of our store managers loved following them around in plainclothes, just staring at them, or saddling up next to them and whispering stuff…just generally fucking with them."

That's fucked up. I don't see why it would be ok to gaslight someone just because they used a drug that's 100% legal on the other side of the Columbia River...
posted by mellow seas at 8:51 AM on October 22, 2014 [2 favorites]


Here is the musical version.

I was just about to link to that as well. I had a coworker who dated the lead singer from that band. I was excited to have met someone who wrote a hit song until I actually heard it.
posted by grumpybear69 at 8:53 AM on October 22, 2014


stoned at Walmart sounds like one of those really specific Chinese hells

No, Hell is Christmas at the 7-11.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 8:54 AM on October 22, 2014 [3 favorites]


Man, remind me to never ask you people to run errands while stoed y'all are useless at it.

Fine, I guess you don't want clean carpets or a sponge pterodactyl.
posted by palomar at 9:00 AM on October 22, 2014 [7 favorites]


I have no carpets but a sponge pterodactyl would be awesome.

And... Funyuns.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 9:01 AM on October 22, 2014 [2 favorites]


pfft. amateurs.
posted by Conrad-Casserole at 9:02 AM on October 22, 2014 [4 favorites]


Given the recent legalization some places there are a lot of "I remember my first beer." and "Baby's first stoned trip to the mall." stuff going on out there.
posted by The Whelk at 9:07 AM on October 22, 2014 [1 favorite]


You also don't cook, especially something like eggs that requires a firm grasp on time.

But then no one working in a resteraunt kitchen or suburban pizza place would get to make any food. ( well okay, not totally true, some of them are also on lots of speed.)
posted by The Whelk at 9:09 AM on October 22, 2014 [9 favorites]


I was really expecting that to be wayyyyy more employee-focused.
posted by Earthtopus at 9:09 AM on October 22, 2014 [1 favorite]


But then no one working in a resteraunt kitchen or suburban pizza place would get to make any food. ( well okay, not totally true, some of them are also on lots of speed.)

Yeah, seriously. I have a pretty ironclad personal rule about not working stoned (a couple of drinks after I've already gotten into the groove is different; easier to titrate), but a lot of kitchen people don't. Used to work with a dude who'd show up with eyes spinning in opposite directions, but you'd never know from what he put out.

Also the best dishwasher I've ever seen would show up so stoned he could barely remember his name. But he was ungodly fast.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 9:17 AM on October 22, 2014 [4 favorites]


Also the best dishwasher I've ever seen would show up so stoned he could barely remember his name. But he was ungodly fast.

This wasn't at Pluto's on Cook St in Victoria, was it? I worked there once upon a time, and the stories I could tell you...
posted by Nevin at 9:23 AM on October 22, 2014


You also don't cook, especially something like eggs that requires a firm grasp on time.

Agree on the driving, disagree on the cooking. Getting high is the best way to enjoy whatever it is you cook and feel like a world class chef. Also recommended is getting any dinner guests high before you serve them.
posted by Drinky Die at 9:23 AM on October 22, 2014 [2 favorites]


The trick to cooking stoned is to have everything (especially the recipe) you need out on the table or counter before you begin, and a bit of extra time to spare in case of unforeseen contingencies. Or so I've heard.
posted by The Card Cheat at 9:26 AM on October 22, 2014 [3 favorites]


It's always a good time to re-watch stoned Anna Faris pondering living room art.
posted by ThatFuzzyBastard at 9:27 AM on October 22, 2014 [1 favorite]


This wasn't at Pluto's on Cook St in Victoria, was it? I worked there once upon a time, and the stories I could tell you...

Hahhaa, no, was here in Toronto.

Getting high is the best way to enjoy whatever it is you cook and feel like a world class chef.

Oh I love cooking stoned. At home. It's too easy to get distracted, plus I have the safety of my coworkers to think about.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 9:28 AM on October 22, 2014 [1 favorite]


You cannot smoke dope and work on the line. Maybe wash dishes (actually the executive chef used to smoke a bronto, done a black garbage bag, and prep fifty pounds of raw squid for calamari), but never cook on the line while high. The waiters used to get so mad!
posted by Nevin at 10:19 AM on October 22, 2014 [1 favorite]


That's fucked up. I don't see why it would be ok to gaslight someone just because they used a drug that's 100% legal on the other side of the Columbia River...

This was years ago, before legalization anyway. It's been decriminalized in Oregon since the early 70's, but, I agree with you. I didn't think it was the nicest thing in the world to do, but I also wasn't the one that had to clean up after them.

The store didn't have a drug policy for years so usually more than half of the staff on any given evening was pretty blazed too; this didn't stop management from fucking with them. They were pretty equal opportunists when it came to messing with anyone who wasn't stone sober.

I worked with the most underemployed people on the planet (there were more PhD's at that grocery store than there were in the university program I attended). There was a heavy Clerks vibe at that particular store, and all of us were usually on the verge of being fired for any number of reasons. Bored smart people are going to find ways to be not bored. Other classifications of people who were often fucked with: Anyone on a slow night.

There aren't quite words to describe how incredibly boring it is to work at a Fancy Grocery store.
posted by furnace.heart at 10:26 AM on October 22, 2014 [3 favorites]


I also worked as a line cook on the breakfast/lunch shift at Pete's Underground in Whistler about 20 years ago. I worked with the boss and a seriously vegan head cook (how did she know when the sausages were done?) so no dope smoking permitted, but the boss' son and his crew got blasted while working at night.

At the same time I picked up a graveyard shift at the convenience store at Olive Chair, across from the Husky Station. All night the guy I worked with used to smoke hash and play that old Simpson's arcade game with quarters stolen from the till.

And he was still faster than me during the rush.
posted by Nevin at 10:38 AM on October 22, 2014


Oh man, I miss being stoned while shopping.

I mean, have you seen the sort of people who congregate at grocery stores? Yesterday, I saw a child lick the entire front of a frozen section. Just put his tongue on it, and walked all the way down the aisle. While humming. See; stoned, I would have thought it was funny. Not stoned, I'm just sort of horrified by the disease infested germ-monkeys surrounding me.

That's why I go shopping wearing rubber gloves. And a tiara. Because even if I'm not still stoned, I am all for fucking with people at the grocery store. Also, ya know, because I have tiaras.
posted by dejah420 at 11:37 AM on October 22, 2014 [10 favorites]


Being stoned at my grocery store is great because there is a guy I see there now and then who wears totally normal everyday t-shirts and jeans along with a GIANT FUCKING WOLF TAIL hanging out of the back of his pants, and no one bats an eyelash. It is magnificent. Also, there are freshly cooked samples by the meat/seafood counter almost every day.
posted by palomar at 12:00 PM on October 22, 2014 [6 favorites]


I used to live near a supermarket that was tended, at night, by teenagers. Nobody running the store older than 18, or whatever the bare minimum they'd set for managing, if there was one. Kids--employees--were always running down the aisles, throwing things around, basically acting like kids given the keys to the kingdom. Which was fine.

One night, I am pretty sure I was not stoned, I turned down an aisle to see a kid in an employee vest and full Spider-Man mask stocking an aisle. Like it was just something he did every day. It was not Halloween. It may have been summer.

Anyhoo, I'm just saying that encounter, like most things, I suppose, would have been more fun if I had been stoned.
posted by uncleozzy at 12:00 PM on October 22, 2014 [2 favorites]


I did learn a while back not to go shopping stoned at a farmer's market. Why the fuck I bought so many eggplants I will never know.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 12:08 PM on October 22, 2014 [7 favorites]


Well, they're soooooo purple, but like, even more purple than purple...like, aubergine.


Aubergine. That's a funny word. I wonder how they came up with that?


Aubergine.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 12:14 PM on October 22, 2014 [7 favorites]


oh and TWS do NOT go to Domino's in the basement of the st lawrence stoned. just... do not.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 12:20 PM on October 22, 2014


The Hell of Being Stoned at Walmart.

The band was setting up beside the barn and I needed an extension cord STAT. So, an emergency run to Walmart , wearing grubby work clothes, after drinking twice the brewer's recommended dose of Red Bull fortified mushroom tea. Holding my my dirty farm pants in place with one hand to keep them from falling down, I half jogged/skipped, wild-eyed and hair askew, from aisle to aisle, only to stop in front of a floor length mirror and have a sudden "Oh, God! I'm one of them! One of the PEOPLE OF WALMART" moment.
posted by CynicalKnight at 12:43 PM on October 22, 2014 [4 favorites]


I do recall having an excellent half-hour jungle adventure with two friends after getting lost in a roughly 20 by 20 foot flower shop... that was about 5-6 years into smoking lots. Then I slowly lost that ability... but happy shopping with the missus, as we call it, is still fun every now and then now that we are very occasional tokers. We keep our cool and keep the laughs mostly inside... a whole lot of laughs inside.
posted by holist at 1:01 PM on October 22, 2014 [3 favorites]


it offends me that they wasted their high on grocery hell.
i mean, it's one thing to be high and then be like whoops gotta WALK or in my case WHEELCHAIR to the grocery store
it's another thing to be like, 'what would help with the hell of grocery shopping, dealing with endless meats, and getting around straight people? Weed!' That's dumb.
posted by angrycat at 1:14 PM on October 22, 2014


memail me if you want a list of yes and no weed activities beyond the following
YES
sex
reading
watching TV or movies at home
NO
driving
grocery shopping
giving meds to the cat
dealing with angry people
watching movies at the theatre unless you have baked goods, because that joint you smoked before going in won't last you through the approximately three hours of ads before the freakin' trailers begin
posted by angrycat at 1:18 PM on October 22, 2014 [2 favorites]


watching movies at the theatre unless you have baked goods, because that joint you smoked before going in won't last you through the approximately three hours of ads before the freakin' trailers begin

Supposedly, portable vaporizers will mostly solve this problem though I don't know anyone that has tried it.
posted by VTX at 1:31 PM on October 22, 2014


> watching movies at the theatre unless you have baked goods, because that joint you smoked before going in won't last you through the approximately three hours of ads before the freakin' trailers begin

Ah, remember when one could smoke in movie theaters? Those were different times.
posted by The corpse in the library at 1:32 PM on October 22, 2014 [2 favorites]


One April 20th, I was working behind the sandwich & pizza counter at everybody's favorite yuppie/hippy food retailer. I watched this group of 4 boys, 15-18 years old wandering around my department, agog at the food options that lay before them. As they approached me at the counter, I greeted them cheerfully and they perused my sandwich display. Their eyes were completely bloodshot, they stunk of skunk, and they looked like they were having trouble keeping it cool. I started selling them on the cold, crispy lettuce, and delicious bacon strips and OMG CARAMELIZED ONIONS. These sandwiches are so good right now. As I assembled their sandwiches, I asked one of them if he wanted any lettuce. When he replied affirmatively, I said something like, "yeah, man. Gotta get that green stuff. It's good for you." One kid starts giggling. I asked if they wanted their sandwiches to be toasted on the panini press.
"um, is it good like that?"
"Oh yeah. Everything's better a little toasted."
"heh... hehee... Okay, we'll get 'em toasted."
I may have dropped other little puns/hints but I don't remember them now. As I packed them up with their stuff and pointed them to the cold drinks case, I left them with, "Bye guys! Enjoy your holiday!"
They all responded "Thanks. You too!" and then after like 5 more steps, turned back again and cracked up.

Hell, there were probably more stoned folk working at the time than stoned customers.
posted by onehalfjunco at 2:16 PM on October 22, 2014 [2 favorites]


Ahhh....legal weed. There will come a day, even in my little town of jumpy burghers, where I will be as lit as the morning sun and wandering the aisles with insouciance worthy of royalty. Until then I continue to curse the walking corpse of Nancy Reagan and the draconian ramifications that make the calculus of [caught|not caught] drive the needle so far into the red.

Also, I think I squandered all of my favorites on this thread.
posted by Fezboy! at 2:40 PM on October 22, 2014 [6 favorites]


dealing with endless meats

Mmmmmm, endless meats...

my little town of jumpy burghers

Mmmmmm, burgers...
posted by Greg_Ace at 2:58 PM on October 22, 2014 [5 favorites]


At the store, in the public square. Either way, you're probably gonna bleed out and die.
posted by clvrmnky at 3:27 PM on October 22, 2014


Pot, grass, weed, marihuana--it all means the same thing: you smoke it, and you go blind.
posted by Johnny Wallflower at 3:48 PM on October 22, 2014


That's fucked up. I don't see why it would be ok to gaslight someone just because they used a drug that's 100% legal on the other side of the Columbia River...

Are you kidding? Fucking (gently!) with stoned people is one of life's simplest, most serene pleasures. Doubly so if you work in a job where you have to deal with customers.
posted by Itaxpica at 4:26 PM on October 22, 2014 [4 favorites]


okay one time in college I was with a Hispanic friend at a diner and we where...pretty obviously well lit. We both asked for coffee and the waiter came back and said "Okay, one Cuba Libre and one Irish Coffee."

He left. We blinked, and my friend said.

"Did we just get racially slurred?"
posted by The Whelk at 4:34 PM on October 22, 2014 [2 favorites]


That's funny and dead on. To combat the paranoia, it's best to smoke a sativa strain (or is it indica? I had no idea about these distinctions when I actually smoked a lot).

You know what's REAL paranoia, though? Going to Waffle House at 4 am tripping balls on acid, putting in a few dollars' worth of quarters to play the "Waffle House Song" on the jukebox--because that is so fucking ironically hilarious, and sit there with your fellow trippers and watch as a state trooper vehicle pulls up and four beefy state troopers get out and proceed to sit right next to you and your tripping friends in the otherwise empty Waffle House. The troopers are not amused by the song selection. They probably are wondering if us teenagers are drunk or stoned or tripping LSD. You and your group don't say anything due to extreme paranoia and fear, namely because at least one of your crew has some weed on his person and maybe some leftover acid. The lack of normal chatting draws even more suspicion from the troopers, who glance over every now and then with unhappy looking faces. Periods of silence dominate as both tables eat. Everyone finishes quickly and tries their best to be sober and normal. You leave, knowing that the troopers might have been waiting for someone to get behind the wheel and start the car so that they could get a DUI charge. You and your party drive away slowly, carefully from Waffle House, and the troopers don't follow you.

That's paranoia. So I've heard.
posted by zardoz at 5:21 PM on October 22, 2014 [9 favorites]


I once walked into a grocery store, made my purchases, went to pull my money out of my pocket, and pulled out an eighth of weed along with it. I reached down to pick the baggie of weed off the floor. Everyone was looking at other things, somehow. I was quite grateful. Also, stoned.
posted by metagnathous at 6:37 PM on October 22, 2014


Oh, yeah- that's one of those situations where time grinds to a halt, and everything you do feels like you're moving super slow.



Also, you were moving super slow.
posted by TheWhiteSkull at 7:03 PM on October 22, 2014 [1 favorite]


Oh yeah. Hahaha LOLstoners.

I remember when being buzzed meant big giggles. Now it means I can function instead of sitting around brooding over chronic pain.

Stoned in a grocery store? What that means for me: I go in intending to buy milk and eggs, and instead walk out with both PLUS all the necessary ingredients to make a Meyer Lemon Semifreddo with toasted almonds and fresh berries. Which i then go home and make, with immense enjoyment and attention to detail.

Yep, I remember my first joint. It was a long, long time ago.
posted by kinnakeet at 4:09 AM on October 23, 2014 [4 favorites]


Oh man...acid stories...I have SO many acid stories. Many of which involve grocery stores. And jugglers. And tightrope walkers who would hand ends of the rope to random passersby. Also, mimes. And stage magicians with throwing knives. You haven't had fun in a piggly wiggly until you're the girl walking through the knife pattern to pay for all the stuff your friends are throwing at each other. "Yes, we'll take 5, no 6 oranges, 2, no...4 avocados, 3 of whatever those things are, and ....No, Robbie...put the teenage girl down, we can't take her with us, no matter how nicely she asks."

Man, the town of Waxahatchie hated it when the Ren Faire rolled through town.
posted by dejah420 at 7:01 AM on October 23, 2014 [1 favorite]


And then eating after you get home from going to the grocery stoned is pretty much exactly like this.
posted by DirtyOldTown at 8:24 AM on October 23, 2014 [1 favorite]


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