YouTube finally pays off
November 3, 2014 9:41 AM   Subscribe

ATTN: useful YouTube channel. User, schnooleheletteletto. You may be interested in, Touching banana with toothbrush and shaving banana. WARNING: putting toothbrush in pocket. Toothbrush stuck in door? Please watch Hitting mug with toothbrush 5,208 times. For context, putting toothbrush next to mug. !!WARNING!! putting dishwashing glove on foot. Most importantly, and finally, toothbrush on owl.

CLARIFICATION BOX:
Is Schnöölehelettelettö famous actor and musician East Clintwood? NO. NO. NO. However, Schnöölehelettelettö does have footage of Mr. Clintwood playing the piccolo, crossing the street and narrating.

Winddown: relax with Schnöölehelettelettö.
posted by codacorolla (28 comments total) 17 users marked this as a favorite
 
I think that these are probably special effects.

1. There are two different toothbrushes.
posted by ernielundquist at 9:49 AM on November 3, 2014


But we don't ever see the toothbrush put in the pocket. It's possible it appeared there spontaneously. Please make the appropriate corrections as needed.
posted by Rock Steady at 9:51 AM on November 3, 2014


The pathos of toothbrush is undeniable.
posted by Mister_A at 9:53 AM on November 3, 2014


God, thank you for this! My ducks had been screaming my teeth brittle. This is a new day.
posted by Navelgazer at 9:56 AM on November 3, 2014 [1 favorite]


Sausage falling over is my undeniable favourite. No idea why, but it actually made me laugh out loud.

Thanks for the post, codacorolla, really needed this today.
posted by Dysk at 9:56 AM on November 3, 2014 [2 favorites]


For some reason, I was expecting these to be videos of a monkey doing odd things with a toothbrush.

I am disappointed.
posted by Atom Eyes at 9:59 AM on November 3, 2014


Do not try this at home!
posted by drlith at 10:13 AM on November 3, 2014


Toothbrush tapping mug gets really boring about 25 minutes in.
posted by sylvanshine at 10:18 AM on November 3, 2014 [5 favorites]


He cheats during some of the "objects falling over" ones. He blows them over. It's not called "guy blows sausage over," it's called "sausage falling over." This ruined my whole day.
posted by goatdog at 10:23 AM on November 3, 2014 [3 favorites]


My banana is so smooooooth now.
posted by arcticseal at 10:27 AM on November 3, 2014 [1 favorite]




It's not called "guy blows sausage over," it's called "sausage falling over."

This is just the point. It's a meditation on agency and how agency is shorthanded in linguistics. A sausage cannot fall over on its own, yet this is what we say--as for the blower, is he really the actor, or just a proximate cause? The sausage succumbs to gravity: like everything else, it is ultimately the passive subject of a force that it cannot see, cannot negotiate with, a force that will ultimately destroy it. This is about death, and the universal feeling of falling forever. It is consistent with Schnöölehelettelettö's other early work
posted by sylvanshine at 10:35 AM on November 3, 2014 [14 favorites]


ought to be reassuring for those complaining about video trickery. multiple witnesses!
posted by nebulawindphone at 10:36 AM on November 3, 2014


I counted 5, 207. What did you guys count? You DID count, right?

Wimps!
posted by HuronBob at 10:48 AM on November 3, 2014 [1 favorite]


These GoPro videos are getting sick. So stoked.
posted by spikeleemajortomdickandharryconnickjrmints at 10:55 AM on November 3, 2014 [2 favorites]


Behold... a Spinning waffle.
posted by PROD_TPSL at 11:05 AM on November 3, 2014


I do not believe that owl is real.

I want a real owl.
posted by nat at 11:06 AM on November 3, 2014


I recommend enjoying the title of the video "Oxygen and potassium went on a date. It was OK". I do not recommend the video itself.
posted by Curious Artificer at 11:16 AM on November 3, 2014 [1 favorite]


I can only give the toothbrush hitting mug video 3 stars. He never changed sides of the mug. He did move it up and down the one side so the tone did change a little. I also thought the mug could have shown more emotion.
posted by 724A at 11:19 AM on November 3, 2014 [2 favorites]


Lately I have been watching a lot of "dumptruck FAIL" videos. I highly recommend the "crane FAIL" videos as well.
posted by Nevin at 11:40 AM on November 3, 2014


Nevin: Tried watching the 'crane fail' videos - at first pretty funny. Then I realized that I didn't know if people were getting hurt/dying in those videos. There are some pretty scary ones out there.
posted by el io at 12:14 PM on November 3, 2014


The whole "FAIL" youtube genre has been splintering for a few years now... Dumptruck and Crane fails are the newest rage. Me? All I need is a good FAILBOAT.
posted by joecacti at 1:03 PM on November 3, 2014


I recommend enjoying the title of the video "Oxygen and potassium went on a date. It was OK". I do not recommend the video itself.

I am enjoying this title from here.
posted by Mister_A at 1:11 PM on November 3, 2014


New genre: Failwhale Whale Fail.
posted by Mister_A at 1:13 PM on November 3, 2014


Needs more eggs.

(HowToBasic is actually viscerally upsetting these days.)
posted by turbid dahlia at 5:08 PM on November 3, 2014


MONKEY BRUSHING TEETH LIKE A PERSON note: monkey does not actually brush teeth like a person.
posted by jenkinsEar at 5:45 PM on November 3, 2014


FAKE


FAKE


TOTALLY FAKE


SO FAKE


SUCKERS
posted by louche mustachio at 6:09 PM on November 3, 2014 [1 favorite]


Obvious Markov chain stock footage generating bot is obvious.
posted by alby at 8:54 AM on November 4, 2014


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