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I lol-ed -- and then again at the Hobbit "improvements". Here goes the next hour...
posted by katrielalex at 8:18 AM on November 15, 2014


Improvement Number 1: Don't watch Transformers: Age of Extinction
Improvement Number 2: See Number 1.
posted by Fizz at 8:34 AM on November 15, 2014 [4 favorites]


Oh god, the Hobbit one. Lost it at Thranduil.
posted by dorque at 8:44 AM on November 15, 2014 [2 favorites]


Best part of the Hobbit one is the use of Michael Jackson, esp. Remember The Time.
posted by Sticherbeast at 9:12 AM on November 15, 2014


God, that John Cena music clip gets funnier every time.
posted by leotrotsky at 9:16 AM on November 15, 2014 [3 favorites]


So I have to say it: free from plot, the CGI battle scenes in T:AOE seem very cool. I won't pay to see it but when it comes on HBO, can anyone make a hack for Cisco DVRs that will just produce a CGI battle only supercut?
posted by MattD at 9:21 AM on November 15, 2014 [2 favorites]


The addition of the star wars planet explosion with the John Cena theme needs to happen.

I may curl up and watch this chauvanist piece of garbage just for the CGI battle scenes - they look pretty epic.
posted by thebotanyofsouls at 9:31 AM on November 15, 2014 [1 favorite]


dorque: "Lost it at Thranduil."

To be fair, Thranduil is pretty funny in himself, as a Google Image Search for "all aboard the party elk" will show.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 9:39 AM on November 15, 2014 [2 favorites]


OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWD

So much chocolate! And such value!
posted by Mr.Encyclopedia at 9:42 AM on November 15, 2014 [1 favorite]


Oreobot! Nooooo!
posted by octothorpe at 9:51 AM on November 15, 2014 [1 favorite]


can anyone make a hack for Cisco DVRs that will just produce a CGI battle only supercut?

Michael Bay made four of them, released them to theatres, and made a jillion dollars.

Really. There's not a whole lot else in those movies besides occasional sprinklings of racism, misogyny, and Shia LaBoeuf saying "Nonononono" over and over.
posted by Sys Rq at 11:12 AM on November 15, 2014 [2 favorites]


God, that John Cena music clip gets funnier every time.

I freakin' love the Auralnauts; the fact that that bit bled into most of the others got me almost in tears. Sort of like SNL's Dear Sister short. (and all the awesome parodies that came just after, most of which, sadly, are now gone.)

Also, the Spine Song was just... perfect.
posted by quin at 11:18 AM on November 15, 2014 [2 favorites]


I may curl up and watch this chauvanist piece of garbage just for the CGI battle scenes - they look pretty epic.

Careful with that. They will give you ADHD.
posted by qxntpqbbbqxl at 11:58 AM on November 15, 2014




BRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPADOOOOOOOO YOUR TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW
posted by mightygodking at 12:48 PM on November 15, 2014 [1 favorite]


Wait, they made a Transformers movie with Mark Wahlberg and Kelsey Grammer and it still sucked?
posted by 256 at 12:58 PM on November 15, 2014


> Wait, they made a Transformers movie with Mark Wahlberg and Kelsey Grammer and it still sucked?

Looking at their IMDB's, how is that a surprise?

I mean, I like Marky Mark, but he's not exactly a Daniel Day-Lewis.
posted by mrzarquon at 1:03 PM on November 15, 2014


quin: "I freakin' love the Auralnauts; the fact that that bit bled into most of the others got me almost in tears."

That's part of the genius, they do that in the Hobbit video too, where the "Gandarf" thing keeps popping up.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 11:55 PM on November 15, 2014 [1 favorite]


I've always wanted to improve Transformers by making it a musical and mashing it up with Les Miserables:

Damn their warnings, damn their lies
They are robots in disguise!
posted by aldurtregi at 4:03 AM on November 16, 2014 [2 favorites]


Fun fact about this film: even if you fast forward through about 90% of it just so you can watch the SFX scenes with the Transformographagizers fighting and transformographagizing and the like, the way I did, it is still a painfully incompetent and cringeworthy piece of shit.
posted by turbid dahlia at 1:55 PM on November 16, 2014 [1 favorite]


It's very difficult to describe how happy this silly video made me.
posted by His thoughts were red thoughts at 6:23 PM on November 16, 2014 [1 favorite]


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