Has every other doll concept been exhausted that we've resorted to this?
December 16, 2014 11:06 PM Subscribe
Feed your Lalaloopsy Babies water, press their belly "button," and check their diaper for a surprise. This doll magically poops charms, has color changing patterns on the diaper, and only two were left in stock when I saw this on Amazon.
Originally mentioned on this Ask Metafilter.
The Amazon reviews, however, are a delight.
* "I was very disappointed that the charms were not pooped magically, but clearly pooped using the rational laws of science. Still, a poop-charm is a poop-charm, as Woodrow Wilson used to say. Three stars."
* "My sister can be so hard to shop for. After all, she loves jewelry and she loves poop. How to combine the two? At first I thought I was going to have to watch the entire YouTube video serious on "How to Turn Your Dog's Excrement Into Wearable Accessories." I didn't want to. I mean, it is 73 episodes long. Who has the time?
Thankfully, I soon spied an advertisement for the Diaper Surprise doll!
What are the odds!
A doll that [beeeep]s out jewelry!
I knew I had to get it.
The reason I give this three stars instead of five, however, is because none of the jewelry seems to come in brown (my sister's favorite color). You'd think that a when designing a doll that craps out trinkets, they would have at least a FEW that are brown in color. But no luck. What WERE they thinking?"
* "This toy has added a lot of fun to potty-training; my daughter has been searching for charms in all of her bowel movements, and I'm searching for more charms to hide!"
* "After only having this toy for three weeks, my daughter has successfully learned to crap out 1 carrot diamond earrings. I believe with further training with this doll she will be able to eventually defficate gold, platinum, and topaz. It has certainly made potty time far more interesting (and lucrative)."
* "The surprise is that it doesn't really poop charms. There are charms already in the diaper and the water makes them "appear". Why would a parent complain that a doll only appears to poo charms instead of actually pooing charms? Good question. But somehow I feel dissatisfied."
* "Teaching kids to play with the contents of a diaper. This is ridiculous and gross on so many levels. This is a doll for future pedophiles. Nobody should be playing which a dolls private parts like this."
*"This is most certainly Lucifer's handiwork, and what a delight! Can't wait to give this to my unborn daughter, she is a huge poop fan. Until then, it's all mine, haters!
Careful, most "magic charms" are not as tasty as they look.
One star off for inaccurately portraying the cold, black, dead eyes of Satan."
The Amazon reviews, however, are a delight.
* "I was very disappointed that the charms were not pooped magically, but clearly pooped using the rational laws of science. Still, a poop-charm is a poop-charm, as Woodrow Wilson used to say. Three stars."
* "My sister can be so hard to shop for. After all, she loves jewelry and she loves poop. How to combine the two? At first I thought I was going to have to watch the entire YouTube video serious on "How to Turn Your Dog's Excrement Into Wearable Accessories." I didn't want to. I mean, it is 73 episodes long. Who has the time?
Thankfully, I soon spied an advertisement for the Diaper Surprise doll!
What are the odds!
A doll that [beeeep]s out jewelry!
I knew I had to get it.
The reason I give this three stars instead of five, however, is because none of the jewelry seems to come in brown (my sister's favorite color). You'd think that a when designing a doll that craps out trinkets, they would have at least a FEW that are brown in color. But no luck. What WERE they thinking?"
* "This toy has added a lot of fun to potty-training; my daughter has been searching for charms in all of her bowel movements, and I'm searching for more charms to hide!"
* "After only having this toy for three weeks, my daughter has successfully learned to crap out 1 carrot diamond earrings. I believe with further training with this doll she will be able to eventually defficate gold, platinum, and topaz. It has certainly made potty time far more interesting (and lucrative)."
* "The surprise is that it doesn't really poop charms. There are charms already in the diaper and the water makes them "appear". Why would a parent complain that a doll only appears to poo charms instead of actually pooing charms? Good question. But somehow I feel dissatisfied."
* "Teaching kids to play with the contents of a diaper. This is ridiculous and gross on so many levels. This is a doll for future pedophiles. Nobody should be playing which a dolls private parts like this."
*"This is most certainly Lucifer's handiwork, and what a delight! Can't wait to give this to my unborn daughter, she is a huge poop fan. Until then, it's all mine, haters!
Careful, most "magic charms" are not as tasty as they look.
One star off for inaccurately portraying the cold, black, dead eyes of Satan."
This post was deleted for the following reason: Hey, sorry, yeah this is super weird and goofy, but just a link to an amazon page isn't great for post -- taz
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