Keep it together, man, it's just an HTML error.
February 2, 2015 5:46 AM   Subscribe

 
How did they get a video of me @ work i'm going to sue them *disassembles*
posted by Potomac Avenue at 5:48 AM on February 2, 2015 [10 favorites]


I think we've all been there.
posted by phunniemee at 5:48 AM on February 2, 2015 [5 favorites]


*disassembles*

Is that the correct verb to describe it? It seems such a novel way of dying I feel it ought have a word coined just for it. Suitsplosion? Suiticide?
posted by Thing at 5:55 AM on February 2, 2015 [3 favorites]


It's as if he did this: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ and the table fought back!
posted by chavenet at 6:01 AM on February 2, 2015 [9 favorites]


It's been my long experience that for 404 errors it isn't the computer that needs slapped so much as the person sitting behind it.
posted by dukes909 at 6:02 AM on February 2, 2015


I think it was modeled on a NYC worker during Bloomberg's second term.
posted by 724A at 6:07 AM on February 2, 2015 [1 favorite]


No disassemble!
posted by Madamina at 6:10 AM on February 2, 2015 [4 favorites]


40 best 404 error pages LOL BUZZFEED U WOT M8
posted by lalochezia at 6:13 AM on February 2, 2015 [4 favorites]


He's just upset that he still can't afford a replacement for his ancient CRT monitor.

Damn your 'business' data, Bloomberg!
posted by Segundus at 6:33 AM on February 2, 2015




Ipsifendus: Something's gone terribly wrong!

The funniest part of the video was the Youtube recommendation I got at the end: "Mozart Requiem in D minor".
posted by clawsoon at 6:47 AM on February 2, 2015 [1 favorite]


Dammit, Ipsifendus, I'd gotten that out of my head after the last Fukubukuro went up, but now it's back!
posted by Shmuel510 at 6:48 AM on February 2, 2015


I still like Beta's
posted by TheophileEscargot at 7:32 AM on February 2, 2015


The 500 error is also a thing of beauty.
posted by pharm at 8:11 AM on February 2, 2015 [15 favorites]


Ow! I've been arrowed 404'd!!!
posted by surazal at 8:45 AM on February 2, 2015 [2 favorites]


> *disassembles*

> Is that the correct verb to describe it?


"The first word in this song is discorporate. It means to leave your body

Discorporate & come with me
Shifting; drifting
Cloudless; starless
Wah Wah

Unbind your mind
There is no time
To lick your stamps
And paste them in
DISCORPORATE"
yes, yes, I know, a mind leaving a body is not quite the same as a body ceasing to be an integrated whole
posted by morganw at 9:32 AM on February 2, 2015 [1 favorite]


pharm, how did you find that? Now I'm wondering how many there are...
posted by overeducated_alligator at 9:34 AM on February 2, 2015


I'm disappointed they have not implemented the 418 error.
posted by metl_lord at 10:43 AM on February 2, 2015


Meanwhile, over at Bloomberg Politics:

A 404 error a is a big f'in deal.

And why is their 500 error not 999?
posted by silanfa at 11:31 AM on February 2, 2015 [4 favorites]


He's probably smashing the computer like that because he wants you to know it's a HTTP error, not a HTML error.
posted by dis_integration at 1:16 PM on February 2, 2015


Augh, I knew I screwed something up there but I couldn't put my finger on it. :-<
posted by overeducated_alligator at 1:27 PM on February 2, 2015


overeducated_alligator: FTAlphaville linked to it a week or so ago I think.
posted by pharm at 2:17 PM on February 2, 2015


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