February 11, 2002

1:28 PM

Who wants to be a saintly millionaire? I thought stealing was wrong...or is this just a homage?
posted by kirkaracha (5 comments total)

The site also seems to be endorsed by Jesus: "Take up your CrossDaily.com and follow me." Best. Endorsement. Ever.
posted by kirkaracha at 1:29 PM on February 11, 2002

Ned: Well...?

Todd: I know!

Ned: No, son, we've got to let Bart and Lisa get one. Come on, this one's easy.

Lisa: [pause] We give up.

Ned: Well, guess! Book of Revelations, fire-breathing lion's head, tail made out of snakes...who else is it going to be?

Bart: [unsure] Jesus?

Ned: [yelling] Je...Jes...don't you kids know anything? The Serpent of Rehaboam? The Well of Zohassadar? The Bridal Feast of Beth Chedruharazzeb?

(3F01)
posted by Skot at 1:40 PM on February 11, 2002

Can I use my after-life line?

(sorry, had to)
posted by atom128 at 2:29 PM on February 11, 2002

damn, skot beat me to it... cool.
posted by hotdoughnutsnow at 3:07 PM on February 11, 2002

Ditto hotdoughnutsnow...when I saw the question on the site, I thought that it was a parody of that Simpsons episode. skot, thanks for getting the exact quotes -- man, that episode is classic. "Gone Baptizin'"!!!
posted by davidmsc at 3:45 PM on February 11, 2002