Ninjas are totally awesome.

February 13, 2002 4:20 PM

Ninjas are totally awesome.
posted by tiger yang (15 comments total)

oh the humanity.
posted by will at 4:22 PM on February 13, 2002

Yes, we know...
posted by ColdChef at 4:23 PM on February 13, 2002

Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

I think he might be disappointed by yoga next year. Downward facing dog isn't that much of a fighting style...
posted by Ty Webb at 4:34 PM on February 13, 2002

Don't forget to wear your Ninja Boots.
posted by hellinskira at 4:49 PM on February 13, 2002

If you get hungry, order from Ninja Burger.
posted by electro at 5:45 PM on February 13, 2002

Don't forget that girls can be ninjas too!

Seriously, though, this link has been showing up everywhere - even *I* linked to it exactly a month ago!

posted by fizgig at 8:32 PM on February 13, 2002

Not that it's bad, I visit this site at least twice a day :)
posted by fizgig at 8:33 PM on February 13, 2002

The terrible midi file made me wanna kill somebody.
posted by ZachsMind at 9:02 PM on February 13, 2002

Ninja 5k
posted by sylloge at 9:07 PM on February 13, 2002

I thought the ninja site was awesome; THEN i saw the camel toe site. Yes!
posted by tcobretti at 10:16 PM on February 13, 2002

What makes a good ninja sighting is total sweetness. A hot sighting is a picture of a ninja REALLY flipping out: surfing on a school bus, flipping over a Thanksgiving dinner table while a family screams, or simply eating a cat.

Or simply eating a cat!
That line just became A Classic™
posted by sans at 3:52 AM on February 14, 2002

Arrest him and his parents before it's too late. Child abuse in progress....
posted by ParisParamus at 4:01 AM on February 14, 2002

Ninja Tune
posted by Dean King at 8:34 AM on February 14, 2002

You can always hire Doug Peterson for your Ninja fix.
posted by Shadowkeeper at 10:05 AM on February 14, 2002

The idiot is giving the girlfriend "the eye" and popping like 16 boners.

The ninja is like yeah right who cares and then pops the biggest boner ever, bigger than the biggest blackest boner alive.

The ninja looks back at his girlfriend. She smiles and they pork.

That is what every Ultimate Battle should be; boners, pirates and porking. It is good to see that higher education is turning out fine minds these days.
posted by Stretch at 11:14 AM on February 14, 2002