"There's something special about each and every Disney villain."
March 5, 2015 9:30 AM   Subscribe

 
Hey, Disney - offer this woman a licensing contract. Or hell, just hire her.

It will be a license to print money.
posted by NoxAeternum at 9:46 AM on March 5, 2015 [7 favorites]


Those are really well done.
posted by jacquilynne at 9:49 AM on March 5, 2015 [1 favorite]


I do not want to admit out loud how many of these I would purchase.
posted by jeather at 10:03 AM on March 5, 2015 [3 favorites]


Wow. I would buy these. I got so sick of the Disney princesses over Christmas (4-year-old daughter, plus I started selling frozen costumes to make some extra money) that I lost my shit. I lost my shit and bought an Ursula and Mother Gothel doll. Just for me. It felt good...
posted by kitcat at 10:07 AM on March 5, 2015


I ... kinda love these, and I'm not usually a fan of licensed character stuff. My favorite is Captain Hook - so dashing and feminine at the same time!

Didn't like Lady Tremaine from Cinderella, though - she's all angles to me; feel like she could have been captured better with a long neck and body and claw-like fingers.
posted by widdershins at 10:20 AM on March 5, 2015


My friend's a Disney fan mostly because of the iconic villains, and I want to buy her all of these. They're amazing!
posted by PearlRose at 10:42 AM on March 5, 2015


Yeah, Captain Hook is definitely first among equals here.
posted by Navelgazer at 10:58 AM on March 5, 2015 [2 favorites]


Perfume bottles? Pfft. Make these into wine decanters or containers for stronger spirits ( I would love to store my Lagavulin inside the Prince John ).

Why not get them made and offer them for sale - they are Disney inspired, but they definitely don't look like Disney specific.
posted by seawallrunner at 11:04 AM on March 5, 2015 [1 favorite]


I am a huge fan of the Disney villianesses, in particular. The story behind each of them (whether it's actually in the story or recently fabricated). I'm afraid I'd have to buy almost all of these.
posted by Sophie1 at 11:15 AM on March 5, 2015 [1 favorite]


Wow - never had any interest in perfume containers, but these are amazing. Who would have thought that one could pack so much character into the design of a bottle?
posted by greenhornet at 11:29 AM on March 5, 2015 [2 favorites]


When I went to Disneyland in the early 1990s, I bought a Disney Villains T-shirt. It had all of the major villains (that existed at the time) together and it was awesome. That was the only shirt I have ever owned that when I would wear it, I would have people stop me and ask me where I got it and if they could buy it off me (this happened at least 3 or 4 times). After the shirt finally wore out, I tried to find another and was not able to. I still miss that shirt. I think the designs here are gorgeous and even though neither I nor my wife wear perfume, I would be interested in buying these. They would look lovely on display.
posted by bove at 11:39 AM on March 5, 2015


Greg Nog: "I would drink liquor outta that Gaston one, all right."

Surely Gaston would just be a keg of light beer.
posted by boo_radley at 11:53 AM on March 5, 2015 [2 favorites]


Light beer for the man who has five dozen eggs for breakfast?
posted by ursus_comiter at 12:19 PM on March 5, 2015


Surely Gaston would just be a keg of light beer.

More beer? What for? Nothing helps.
posted by jeather at 12:40 PM on March 5, 2015 [4 favorites]


Hey - these gender bendy Disney Characters from the same website are pretty darned cool?
posted by helmutdog at 2:18 PM on March 5, 2015 [1 favorite]


Those are utterly spectacular. Disney characters have been re-done and re-thought so many times there's a high bar set for re-imagining such well-known figures. Now I want to smell each imaginary perfume!
posted by missmary6 at 3:22 PM on March 5, 2015


I use antlers in all of my beermaking!
posted by jeather at 7:37 AM on March 6, 2015


Gaston's Quintuple Dozen Antler Stout
posted by ursus_comiter at 11:42 AM on March 6, 2015


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